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ALIOBAMA

63 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 45–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Would love to chat via telephone. Considering myself the perfect gentelman, at least until she stops being the perfect lady, you have no worries that some bald headed, overweight, sick & twisted, pervert who grew from a stain his daddy left on the bed sheet, contacting you. Am looking forward to a real phone conversation that allows me to introduce myself giving us an opportunity to get to know one another. Who is Aliobama?...A camel jockey assigned President for a 2nd term because nobody showed up at the polls to vote. LOL.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning ways to beat the heat. Got any ideas?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making her smile, laugh, feel pretty, and most of all, feel herself. But only when we're alone. LOL. Sorry, couldn't pass that up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've heard ladies say to me, "love your blue eyes" that's usually followed by, "got any spare change" LOL.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If it's good i'll read it, watch it, listen to it, and eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...God, health, income, friends, entertainment, and hopefully...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to crap in that little black baggie folks follow me around with. LOL
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking forward to those rewarding treats just for being your best friend and giving you lots of kisses. LOL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... I give an awesome foot massage. Ask my therapist. She says it's a foot fetish. LOL
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...your not a serial dater, your not soliciting voodoo, you don't talk to dead people, you have a photo, AND A PHOTO ID, (cant be too careful) a telephone, you don't require oxygen or depends, and, your place of residence is bigger than a sleeping bag.