Rather than give some long winded description about how I yearn to salsa dance in Cuba or how I'm totally digging AngryBirds, here's some fun facts to prove I'm completely sane. Or insane. Whichever way the cookie crumbles.

Fun Fact 1: I survived a Cyclone
Fun Fact 2: broke my first bone at 19. I happened to be rollerskating.
Fun Fact 3: I dont like the heat. So un-Australian!
Fun Fact 4: I have a tendency to walk into glass. Damn you Windex and your silky smooth 'it looks like an open space' abilities!
Fun Fact 5: have spent far too many hours listening to Nickelback. I know, i know. I was young and naive.....
Fun Fact 6: can't cook for SHIT. No-one has ever said 'get back in the kitchen' to me, and meant it.

I'm trying to get the whole walking and breathing thing mastered. One day I'll manage to combine the two. Dont mention it just yet though, it'll just open a whole new can of insecurity worms.
Apart from that, I'm studying to be a teacher, withering away at a menial place of employment and putting off finishing my novel.

Procrastinating. I start and finish assignments the night before they're due, pack my bags the morning I go on holidays and snooze my alarm at least 5 times. *Procrastination tips: rearrange furniture in room, get in a bidding war over a poncho on ebay, take photos of your dog (if you dont have a dog, taking photos of your neighbors will do. With or without their knowledge), pass out from doing an aerobics exercise tape, plan things to do with money you dont have, alphabetise your warbrobe, and so on. Note: ALL THESE METHODS HAVE BEEN TRIED AND TESTED.
I'm also really good at bullshitting. Not that you would have noticed!

*My height: "OH.MY.GAWD you must play basketball!"
*My long hair: Them: "Its gotta be fake". Me: "No, its real". Them: "Can i pull it to check?". Me: "When did it become ok to ask that?!"
*My sarcasm: Either someone will notice how sarcastic I am, or think I am incredibly rude because they are not picking up on el sarcasm. Its a 50/50 type battle.

This list would go on forever if I didnt give myself some constraints. So top 5 for each....

Books.
1. Che Guevara: A revolutionary Life by John Lee Anderson.
2. The Complete Works by Walt Whitman
3. Harry Potter series
4. Pedagogy of the Oppressed by Paolo Freire
5. 1984 by George Orwell

Movies.
1. Moulin Rouge
2. Fight Club
3. Goodfellas
4. The Wedding Singer
5. Pans Labyrinth

Music.
1. The National
2. Paolo Nutini
3. Elvis Costello
4. Robin Thicke
5. The Kooks
Its too hard to narrow down my music taste to 5 artists. I'll be stewing over this for days!

TV.
1. Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
2. True Blood
3. Breaking Bad
4. Sex and the City
5. Modern Family

1.2.3.4.5 & 6. Ghostbusters. Or the Macarena.

What's the difference between butter and 'I cant believe its not butter'?

the beauty of living in Melbourne is one never knows what they will be doing on a Friday evening!

I never sugar coat things. Ever. And i make shower playlists frequently.

You thought Carlton was just as hilarious as Will on Fresh Prince of Bel Air. And if you can cook, nothing is sexier than that.

p.s no fat chicks.