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ALaughingGod

31 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9, 2014
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thirty-one year old Austin transplant to Manhattan seeks women who are not boggled by the concept of breakfast tacos. In Austin, breakfast tacos are like bagels. When I went back for Thanksgiving, there was a tacopocalypse.

I am a nerdy sort of fellow who is pretty game for trying just about anything once. I am in the process of rekindling my adventurous spirit, creating lists of things to do in NYC that I can't do anywhere else. As happy as I am out on the town, exploring, I can be just as pleased taking in a Netflix marathon, reading, or tackling my new-hobby-a-month related New Years Resolution.

I am going to keep this mostly short because I would much rather long story people over coffee, a walk, or a drink. Cheers!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
When I'm not working on my Anthropology degree, I'm spending more time checking out new things in the city. Most recently, I went to Strawberry Fields for the first time and went to an Ethiopian restaurant. Next up in my list of things to do:

* Hiking nearby
* Going to Philadelphia and Boston
* Visiting the Natural History Museum and the Museum of the Native American
* Going to Coney Island
* Visiting the beaches of NJ
* Grilling in a park
* Going up to a rooftop and taking pictures
* Deciding between a motorcycle trip of the United States or a foreign vacation
* And much, much more!

If any of these things interest you, feel free to say hi and chat about them. I think all of these things would be much more fun with a companion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading for an audience, cooking delicious meats (especially over an open flame), telling stories, talking to strangers, drinking rum and beer, making breakfast and coffee, taking candid photos, giving advice, not listening to my own advice, trying new things, learning new languages, and tutoring.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smirk/grin and my piercings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is an odd section since they cram so many favorites into one. I do like to read, watch movies and television shows, listen to music, and eat food. I'm pretty open about these things. I suppose I can jot down a few things:

Books: Perdido Street Station, The Scar, Starship Troopers, Fahrenheit 451, The Odyssey, Beowulf, The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down

Movies: Chronicles of Riddick, Love Actually, Starship Troopers, Alien(s), Her, 12 Years a Slave, Terminator, Horse Boy, Rabbit Proof Fence

Shows: All of the Star Treks, Misfits, Downton Abbey, The IT Crowd, Black Books, Quantum Leap

Music: Stevie Ray Vaughan, Gogol Bordello, Cancerslug, Adele, Ellie Goulding, Ferry Corsten, Armin Van Buuren, Del the Funky Homo Sapien

Food: Indian, meats, Spanish, Soul, Korean, Japanese/Sushi, Chinese, Brunch, Halal, non-meats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. People, mostly my friends and family.

2. Books, mostly real ones but I am content with eBooks. Really, anything I can read would make me happy.

3. Camping, I haven't been in ages but I have a new tent and I can't wait to break it out in front of a fire!

4. Food, mostly the cooking and eating of - I am a decent cook and a fantastic eater. As much as I love these things, I MUCH prefer to do them with company.

5. Talking, mostly the talking with other people, though I talk to myself on occasion. After thirty years, it gets old though.

6. Stories, mostly the exchanging thereof. I think storytelling is one of the best things ever. There is nothing like being around another person or persons and launching into a story. Related, getting into situations that result in stories, no matter how big or small.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
History, politics, tacos, spirituality, animal thought processes, languages... my brain tends to bring these up in about the same order when it decides to talk about them out loud.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Comfortable being in or out. When I'm out, I'm around people, drinking, talking, and telling stories. When I'm in, watching a movie, making food, catching up with people who are also in on a Friday night. Truth be told, the settings don't matter so much as long as I am comfortable and with my friends.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of this made you smirk or grin and you think women can totally approach men first here in the 21st century

P.S. They can!