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ALiteralPlant

27 M Clearwater, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:26am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -Kurt Vonnegut
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my time trying to figure out what the hell I should be doing with my time.
I’m really good at
Anything mechanical. Reading. Not taking serious things seriously, and taking silly things very, very seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I shave my head. I've never asked anyone, so I have no idea. You tell me, what's the first thing you noticed?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Slaughterhouse Five, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, A Song of Ice and Fire, Sandman series, American Gods, Rant, Lies My History Teacher Told Me, The Dude and the Zen Master

Movies: Big Lebowski, Finding Nemo (fun fact, clownfish are sequential hermaphrodites, which makes that movie seriously, seriously creepy), A Clockwork Orange, Pineapple Express, Grandma's Boy, Black Swan

Shows: Cosmos, Game of Thrones, Ren and Stimpy

Music: 3rd wave ska, nerdcore, and some electronic stuff (mostly DnB right now)

Also, if you don't think that Beardyman is the greatest, then get the fuck out of my face (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5bWFa6CTmM)

Food: Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
I would literally die without the ability to use hyperbole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Seals are like dog mermaids. Trying to figure out if Futurama left any time travel paradoxes open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was uncool before being uncool was cool, and I'll continue being uncool after it stops being cool.

I love chess. If you say you want to play me in chess, I will be unable to resist. And no, I'm not some sort of Bobby Fischer savant, I just really like it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends