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28 Clearwater, FL Man


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  • Ages 20–31
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My details

Last online
Oct 5
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Space camp
Might want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different." -Kurt Vonnegut
What I’m doing with my life
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I spend most of my time trying to figure out what the hell I should be doing with my time.
I’m really good at
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Anything mechanical. Reading. Math. Not taking serious things seriously, and taking silly things very, very seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I shave my head or that I seem a bit unapproachable, but that's just thanks to a massive case of resting bitch face (
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slaughterhouse Five, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, A Song of Ice and Fire, Sandman series, American Gods, Rant, Lies My History Teacher Told Me, The Dude and the Zen Master, What If?, The Moral Landscape, The God Delusion

Movies: Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Pineapple Express, Grandma's Boy, Black Swan

Shows: Cosmos, Game of Thrones, Ren and Stimpy

Music: ska, nerdcore, and some electronic stuff (mostly DnB right now). Also, Tom Lehrer is awesome, and if you don't know who that is you owe it to yourself to look him up.

Food: Yes, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I would literally die without the ability to use hyperbole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is the known universe 99.9999999999999999999958% empty? Or is it 0.0000000000000000000042% full?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either watching netflix, playing videogames, or hanging out with friends (where we either watch netflix or play videogames).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I remember passing the Voight-Kampff test, but I'm not certain that the memory is real.
You should message me if
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You're going to kick my ass in chess (note: I have not played in years, so it's not like this will be difficult).