Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there. Names Richard.
Connoisseur of fine cheeses
International man of mystery
I'm a very open person who is pretty much down for anything. I've
recently started taking up kayaking and doing some light working
out. I love being outside and being active but can easily be found
on the couch in front of the tv with a slack-jawed look on my face.
I'll sit and watch TV, hit up some bars, go hang gliding, high jack
a train and drive it to Canada, takeover of the western world with
a legion of super-pandas... You name it, I'm down for it.
I've got a bit of a dark sense of humor. I'm a huge smart ass. A
bit shy at times, but once I'm comfortable I'm loose and easygoing.
I'm a really caring person. I have and will give you the shirt off
my back. I go out of my way for those I care about.
One of my favorite hobbies is being in a group of people and
smashing my 40 on the ground and yelling "ITS THE COPS!
One of my passions is working my annual position at Statesville
Haunted Prison every October. If I could do it year round I would.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the most part i'm living my life. In the spring I'm going back
to school and plan to study vehicle maintenance, electrical tech
and cooking. I love working with my hands and taking things apart
to see how they work. Putting them back together in working order
not always assured :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and feeling comfortable. And cooking. I'm not
saying I'm a 5 star chef, but I can usually whip something up that
will be tasty.
My interests include:
Putting stickers on things
Disregarding the establishment
Not filing taxes
Conversing with cats and proving their theories unsound
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am snarky, sarcastic and gregarious.... and devilishly
My friends would describe me:
How funny i am
"Personality is that you're a quick witted sarcastic S.O.B."
"I guess your attitude its positive and uplifting and you're pretty
Goofy....Face (apparently it's cute and goofy)
My greasy Italian face.
I'm not sure if any of this is good, or if i just need new friends
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Really too many to name. I'm an avid reader. If I don't have a book
to read I go a little crazy.
I don't have a favorite anything. I like sci-fi, I like action, I
like rom-coms (although I do hate that phrase) I like
I like punk, I like ska, I like classical, I like rap, I even like
country, but I can explain that one..
Movies: Young Frankenstein, The Perfect Host, In Bruges, among many
If you want a good representation of me:
I Am A Poseur by X-Ray Spex
Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord
Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly
All I Want by The Offspring
O Fortuna by Carl Orff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. A mixture of other elements
5. Basic proteins, fats and carbohydrates
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What kind of a world the black and white people from infomercials
live in. How does anything get done? Pictures not hung, laundry not
quite perfectly clean, remotes missing. Pure anarchy
Traveling the country/world. I love watching the land roll past.
Never been further west than St. Louis, but plan on changing that.
Want a companion. Even just for a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, out at the local watering hole. Or maybe in
with a movie or a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I do enjoy myself a good hat piece. I am missing that ever
illustrious top hat though.
"It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."(if you can tell me what
movie that's from then I will say 'good for you. We both know lines
from Waynes World')
Dancing like an idiot in my kitchen isn't just a hobby, it's a way
I am the zen master of the social faux pas
You should message me if
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You agree The Munsters was way better than The Addams family
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