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ALphonsoRiveria

25 Brookfield, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:30am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there. Names Richard.

I'm a am a very open person who is pretty much down for anything. I've recently started taking up kayaking and doing some light working out. I'll just sit and watch TV, hit up some bars, go hang gliding, high jack a train and drive it to Canada, takeover of the western world with a legion of super-pandas... You name it, I'll down for it.

I'm a bit of a dork and generally an odd duck, but I'm fun to be around. Or so I'm told. I'm a huge smart ass. A bit shy at times, but once I'm comfortable I'm loose and easygoing. I'm a really caring person. I have and will give you the shirt off my back.

One of my passions is working my annual position at Statesville Haunted Prison every October. If I could I'd do it year round.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the most part i'm living my life. In the spring I'm going back to school and plan to study vehicle maintenance, electrical tech and cooking. I love working with my hands and taking things apart to see how they work. Putting them back together in working order not always assured though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and feel comfortable. And cooking. I'm not saying I'm a 5 star chef, but I can usually whip something up that will be tasty.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dimples. I've only got one, but I hear it all the time.
When I asked friends this is what I got:
How funny i am
How much of a huge cock I am (roommate)
My face
Goofy....Face (apparently it's cute and goofy)
My greasy Italian face.
Eyes

I'm not sure if any of this is good, or if i just need new friends
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Really too many to name. I'm an avid reader. If I don't have a book I'm reading, I go a little crazy.
I don't have a favorite anything. I like sci-fi, I like action, I like rom-coms (although I do hate that phrase) I like documentaries.
I like punk, I like ska, I like classical, I like rap, I even like country, but I can explain that one..

If you want a good representation of me:
I Am A Poseur by X-Ray Spex
Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord
Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly
All I Want by The Offspring
O Fortuna by Carl Orff
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Oxygen
2. Nitrogen
3. A mixture of other elements
4. Water
5. Basic proteins, fats and carbohydrates
6. Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way of the world. Why it is the way it is.

Food. I'm a complete fatty at heart. I love to cook. I'm always trying to learn/cook different things. I'm open to all kinds of food and cooking styles.

Traveling the country by train. I love watching the land roll past. Never been further west than St. Louis, but plan on changing that. Want a companion. Even just for a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging with friends, or just generally chilling out. Just cause it's a friday doesn't mean that's when ya gotta do something. Everyday is a surprise. If I can't find anything, I'll just walk around downtown. Something usually comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An entire wall of my room is devoted to my hat collection. I am missing that ever illustrious top hat though.
It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

I talk to myself. A LOT. Not, like, crazy-person-on-the-train talk to myself, but when I'm alone....

Dancing like an idiot in my kitchen isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life.

I am the zen master of the social faux pas
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to talk or go on a date or just hook up? Either way, be blunt and forward. I hate people that just beat around the bush.