ALphonsoRiveria
25 Brookfield, IL
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My self-summary
Hey there. Names Richard.
Criminal mastermind
Connoisseur of fine cheeses
International man of mystery

I'm a very open person who is pretty much down for anything. I've recently started taking up kayaking and doing some light working out. I love being outside and being active but can easily be found on the couch in front of the tv with a slack-jawed look on my face.

The Disney Princess I associate with the most is Ariel. Because I too am a half human half fish woman

I've got a bit of a dark sense of humor. I'm a huge smart ass. A bit shy at times, but once I'm comfortable I'm loose and easygoing. I'm a really caring person. I have and will give you the shirt off my back. I go out of my way for those I care about.

One of my favorite hobbies is being in a group of people and smashing my 40 on the ground and yelling "ITS THE COPS! SCATTER!!!"

One of my passions is working my annual position at Statesville Haunted Prison every October. If I could do it year round I would.
What I’m doing with my life
For the most part i'm living my life. In the spring I'm going back to school and plan to study vehicle maintenance, electrical tech and cooking. I love working with my hands and taking things apart to see how they work. Putting them back together in working order not always assured :P
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and feeling comfortable. And cooking. I'm not saying I'm a 5 star chef, but I can usually whip something up that will be tasty.

My interests include:
Putting stickers on things
Disregarding the establishment
Not filing taxes
Conversing with cats and proving their theories unsound
The first things people usually notice about me
I am snarky, sarcastic and gregarious.... and devilishly handsome
My friends would describe me:
How funny i am
"Personality is that you're a quick witted sarcastic S.O.B."
"I guess your attitude its positive and uplifting and you're pretty funny."
Goofy....Face (apparently it's cute and goofy)
My greasy Italian face.
Eyes

I'm not sure if any of this is good, or if i just need new friends
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Really too many to name. I'm an avid reader. If I don't have a book to read I go a little crazy.
I don't have a favorite anything. I like sci-fi, I like action, I like rom-coms (although I do hate that phrase) I like documentaries.
I like punk, I like ska, I like classical, I like rap, I even like country, but I can explain that one..
Movies: Young Frankenstein, The Perfect Host, In Bruges, among many others

If you want a good representation of me:
I Am A Poseur by X-Ray Spex
Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord
Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly
All I Want by The Offspring
O Fortuna by Carl Orff
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen
2. Nitrogen
3. A mixture of other elements
4. Water
5. Basic proteins, fats and carbohydrates
6. Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gyros.

What kind of a world the black and white people from infomercials live in. How does anything get done? Pictures not hung, laundry not quite perfectly clean, remotes missing. Pure anarchy

Traveling the country/world. I love watching the land roll past. Never been further west than St. Louis, but plan on changing that. Want a companion. Even just for a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, out at the local watering hole. Or maybe in with a movie or a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do enjoy myself a good hat piece. I am missing that ever illustrious top hat though.
"It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine."(if you can tell me what movie that's from then I will say 'good for you. We both know lines from Waynes World')

Dancing like an idiot in my kitchen isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life.

I am the zen master of the social faux pas
You should message me if
You agree The Munsters was way better than The Addams family
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