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ALphonsoRiveria

23 M Bloomington, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 6
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi, I'm RIchard. I'm completely new to this online dating thing. I haven't had much luck with the bar scene or just meeting people on my own, so I thought I'd give this a try. What could it hurt, right?

I'm a very open person who is pretty much down for anything. I am a bit shy at first though. I don't really approach people, online or in reality. I'll go for hikes, just sit and watch TV, go hang gliding, high jack a train and drive it to Canada, takeover of the western world with a legion of super-pandas... You name it, I'll do it. I'm a bit of a dork and generally an odd guy, but I'm fun to be around or so i'm told. I'm a huge smart ass. A bit shy, like I said, but once I feel comfortable I'm much more loose and easygoing. I'm a really caring person. I have and will give you the shirt off my back.

I work at Statesville Haunted Prison during Oct. And third shift at the Circle K on west market the rest of the time. Soooooo yeah. I guess hit me up or something. Or come visit me at work. Graveyard shift sucks and I would love for some company. The stray cat that hangs around isn't much for conversation
What I’m doing with my life
Don't know. Still trying to figure it out. I do know I like working with my hands and taking things apart. I also find animal and human interaction fascinating. People watching is one of my favorite hobbies.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and feel comfortable. And cooking. I'm not saying I'm a chef, but I can usually whip something up that will be tasty.
The first things people usually notice about me
Dimples. I've only got one, but I hear it all the time.
When I asked my friends this is what I got:
How funny i am
How much of a huge cock I am (roommate)
My face
Goofy....Face (apparently it's cute and goofy)
My greasy Italian face.
Eyes

I'm not sure if any of this is good, or if i just need new friends
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Really too many to name. I'm an avid reader. If I don't have a book I'm reading, I go a little crazy.
I don't have a favorite anything. I like sci-fi, I like action, I like rom-coms (although I do hate that phrase) I like documentaries.
I like punk, I like ska, I like classical, I like rap, I even like country, but I can explain that one..

If you want a good representation of me:
I Am A Poseur by X-Ray Spex
Fatty Boom Boom by Die Antwoord
Devils Dance Floor by Flogging Molly
All I Want by The Offspring
O Fortuna by Carl Orff
The six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen
2. Nitrogen
3. A mixture of other elements
4. Water
5. Basic proteins, fats and carbohydrates
6. Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way of the world. Why it is the way it is.

Food. I'm a complete fatty at heart. I love to cook. I'm always trying to learn/cook different things. I'm open to all kinds of food and cooking styles.

Traveling the country by train. I love watching the land roll past. Never been further west than St. Louis, but plan on changing that. Want a companion. Even just for a week.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for something to do. If I can't find anything, I'll just walk around downtown. Something usually comes up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
An entire wall of my room is devoted to my hat collection. I am missing that ever illustrious top hat though.
It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

I talk to myself. A LOT. Not, like, crazy-person-on-the-train talk to myself, but when I'm alone....

Dancing like an idiot in my kitchen isn't just a hobby, it's a way of life.

I am the zen master of the social faux pas
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
...you want to talk or go on a date or just hook up? Either way, be blunt and forward. I hate people that just beat around the bush.