If so, allow me to introduce... me.
I'm an example of why people say "watch out for the quiet ones." You know, the type that is buttoned up and straight laced at work and then one night you go to a bar and see them dancing on a table? Yea... that's me... kind of.
I'm an anime fan and have been since I was a child. I like comic books/manga, blasting music while cooking, dancing around my home in my pajamas, and frozen fruit. I play video games, but I am definitely not a gamer. In fact, I tend to suck at them. Exceptions to that rule include music games like Rock Band and puzzle games.
I'm mainly here for friends and play partners, but I am not averse to seeing if things go beyond that. I can be a little standoffish at first, but I generally give people a chance to say hi and chitchat. If you manage to make it past the initial phase of conversation, I'm pretty chatty. If you don't, it means that your approach set off the red flags of doom. The red flags of doom mean that your idea of a greeting bored me, made it clear that you didn't read my profile, or set off the creeper alarms.
What else could I tell you about me...? I'm a dominant leaning switch. No, I don't want to submit to you, your S/O, or a few of your buddies. I'm also on fetlife. What name I go by on there is reserved for those I actually click with or those with a genuine interest in the community. I hate being bored. Absolutely hate it. I'm a history junkie (Ancient to Renaissance), love languages (even if I can't speak them), and prone to wearing skimpy outfits just because I can get away with it. Depending on who you ask, I've also been described as awesome, bossy, rude, bitchy, amazing, insane, ditzy, responsible, and "the mommy figure". I honestly don't know how I keep earning that last one. You'd have to ask my friends.
PS> Cat lover. Animal lovers/owners are a huge plus in my book.
I am kinky, dorky, and lulzy
Going on for hours about history. Get me started and I'll go on until I either exhaust the issue or go hoarse.
Organizing things. Some of my organization techniques make sense to me and only me. Even the messy piles of notebooks, paper, and books on my desk are organized in some way.
Being a mom figure.
According to many classmates and co-workers, hiding my dark side.
Personality: I almost always carry reading material and something that plays music on me. A few other friends said they noticed that I talk about sex a lot. I usually keep that reserved for group outings with people I know don't mind that kind of thing.
Music: This confuses people sometimes. My radio is mainly set to rock stations. My favorite artists/bands include Madonna, Def Leppard, Nine Inch Nails, Shinedown, A Perfect Circle, Paula Abdul, Beyonce, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, and Queen. My music library spans from Mussorgski (look him up) to Cab Calloway to drum and bass to Top 40. For dancing I like hip-hop/R&B, reggae, and/or Spanish music.
Movies... Among my favorites are Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, Disney's Beauty and the Beast, Red Eye, and Hello! Dolly. I really like old-school musicals a la Rodgers and Hammerstein, but you're more likely to find fantasy, sci-fi, suspense thrillers, dramas, anime, and music video collections on my DVD shelf.
TV: Once Upon A Time, The Tudors, Weeds, Archer, Metalocalypse, South Park, Family Guy, Morel Orel, music video blocks, stand up comedy, Dr Who (when I remember that it's on), Secret Diary of a Call Girl, documentaries, Star Gate SG-1 (if someone else is already watching it)
Food: Chocolate! Pizza (extra sauce, bacon and ham), shrimp fettuccine alfredo, Bar-B-Que, my grandmother's collard greens, and Chinese food.
Seriously though, my thoughts can be pretty random. If my mind isn't tuned to its own internal radio, then I'm planning out a story idea I had and hoping I don't forget it by the time I get back to my computer.
Edit: I've been told that I need to fess up about my attraction to bonfires and my on-going quest to find places that will allow me to make them. Why? Because I like watching stuff burn. I'm not a pyro. Honest, I'm not. I just like to put flameable stuff in piles, set it on fire, and then roast marshmallows while watching the pile burn. Perfectly normal. People do it with old Christmas trees every year.
2) You understand that "Bi, Poly, and Kinky" does not mean "will automatically jump into bed with you."
3) You know that TNG is not only a reference to Star Trek and know what that other reference is.
4) Show me some sign that you read my profile and got more than female, boobs, and kinky out of it.
5) You actually want to contact me. I don't put much stock in the "Someone chose you!" notifications. I figure if you're interested, you'll message me.
If you have no problem with any of that (or the rest of what's in my profile), feel free to drop me a line (read: actually contact me - a message, or an IM. I'm not going to wade through who knows how many Quick Matches to figure out who gave me a high rating.)
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