-I've been shocked by a dog collar, voluntarily.
-My lungs could collapse any second and I could die due to primary spontaneous pneumothorax. (okay, maybe a bit dramatic but true nonetheless.)
-While fishing, I caught a 200 lb. lady from Europe.
-I have long arms.
-I ALWAYS have gum (Trident White to be specific) and Carmex.
-One goal I have is to throw an octopus onto the ice at Joe Louis Arena during a Red Wings playoff game, preferably during the Stanley Cup Finals.