I am an enigma to everyone including myself. I am the life of the party and the voice of reason. I am a danger to my own bank account. I am a lush with a knack for staying in shape. I have tattoos and need more. I am excellent at finding gems in this city while on afternoon bike rides. I have a severe meme addiction. I live in a giant loft. I like bacon and can chop wood and you can bring me home to your parents. I also love big fluffy dogs. I never try to impress anyone more than I try to impress myself.
I'm looking for my partner in crime. Like, real crime. Robbery and grand theft auto and shit. Lock picking is a plus but not required.
I want a girl that can make me nervous. Beyond that I'm not sure what I'm looking for.