Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Alex
I'm a CIA agent, bodybuilder, weightlifter, police officer,
military man, elephant wrangler, fire eater, magician, and part
time gold medalist. But I have a lot of free time...
So, I'm sarcastic.
I also like to be social whenever possible. I play video games and
they're fun and all, but really I enjoy myself a lot more when I'm
out with my friends, away from the computer.
I'm a recent graduate of CMU. It's great having a degree , I just
wish I was located in a better area for my line of work. Like in
the Woods of Holly, or those fancy New Yorks, people talk about.
Personally I liked the old Yorks, they were classy.
Look, I'm just a funny, witty kinda guy. I like watching movies,
going to concerts, that stuff. And all I'm really looking for is
someone who has a sense of humor and would like to do the
(This is where the rest of the guys would tell you about how they
saved a seal yesterday, or how they work out 9 times before they go
to class, instead I'm just going to insert a picture of Boba Fett
(Pretty awesome picture)
(I just realized that the picture isn't going to display, beacuse
this isn't SpaceBook, trust me though it's pretty awesome)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, trying to advance my career, keeping back the Elder Gods
that try to enter our world through the Nether portals located
around the world, kinda boring. I party, I work, I live. I'm pretty
happy about it. When Friday or Saturday comes along I'm either
going back up to visit old college friends, or just hanging around
town looking for the friends I have here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A lot of things which include but are not limited to: running,
summoning monsters, biking, video games, helping the police,
punching tickets, making people laugh, making videos, writing,
theoretical physics, selling electronics to those who know nothing
about them, driving 95 miles an hour and somehow not getting a
ticket, and fixing things to name a few.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My personality is usually what people notice first. And it's
usually what they stick around for. Also how tall I am I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm really not in the mood to copy everything from my FB and put it
here. Here's the really short list
Movies: Pi, 300, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Iron Man, Pirates of
the Caribbean, Star Wars, Amelie, Delicatessen, Children of Men,
MIB, Frozen, Predator
Books: The Elegant Universe, Relativity by Einstein, Angels and
Demons, Halo Novels
Music: That's a really long list...even if it's just the short
version. Let's just say it has everything, but country. Not
country. Never country. I'll deal with people listening to country
(occasionally), but, it's not for me. Ever
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of awesome
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, Going to visit friends at college, applying for better
jobs, running, playing games, going to a bar with friends, the
usual....no none of that is sarcasm, had to change it up a bit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put up a lot of walls....I used to be in construction.
You should message me if
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You have a good sense of humor, are easy-going, and want to find
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