Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am going to make this simple and easy...
Message/respond to me and I can promise you three things. 1-You get
a free dinner or some other combination of activity, 2-It is highly
unlikely you will need to open a door as you are a lady and that is
the type of guy I am, 3-We will have an interesting conversations
and a fun time.
However... You must be willing to actually have a conversation,
that is my only catch. If I have to drag it out of you, you likely
will not have any fun, and I am all about enjoying life. That said,
let's chat, let's meet up, I hate wasting anyone's time. It is
either going to work or it isn't, but how's about we get to
figuring that out?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an executive consultant, but I find myself constantly wrapped
up in odd projects that range anywhere from accounting and taxes,
to construction, to writing, to sewing, to molecular chemistry...
and everywhere in between. I find myself fortunate to work
relatively little hours and keep my expenses to a minimum, which
lets me travel often and enjoy life a heck of a lot more than most
people. Wanna come along for the ride?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Just about everything... you name it, I can prob do it. I have
trouble learning other languages, at least the typical way, so I
have been working on Spanish, German, Russian, and Creole lately.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Making people laugh. I don't try to, apparently my observations are
just funny, lol. Those without a sense of humor need not apply ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Star Wars, Crime Dramas, Biography, Sci-Fi... Have not been reading
as much as I would like lately.
There could be so many. I will do top four: Interview with the
Vampire, The Hudsucker Proxy, Primal Fear, Curious Case of Benjamin
Button. Honestly, I see nearly every movie out in theaters, so I
don't even know where to begin.
The Blacklist (replacing Dexter as #1), Walking Dead, Once upon a
Time, Big Bang Theory, Rediculousness.
Five Finger Death Punch, Metallica, Shinedown, The Heavy,
LinkinPark, Adele, Jewel, Marylin Manson, Godsmack, Lindsey
Pizza, Sushi, Seafood, Steak, Chinese...pretty much anything else
except coconut and something with more than six legs. :P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There is not much to be honest. I have been and seen places in the
world with far too little to really NEED anything, so... if you
have similar thinking, we should talk!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmmm... A bunch, lol. Probably too much. I think and process stuff
super quick and I excel at multitasking, if this seems overwhelming
and you are one of the many who find people like me "intense",
heads up so you should probably be able to keep up with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably eating somewhere or at a movie... I have season passes to
Hershey and Six Flags, so they are not uncommon places to find me.
I am a doer, not a watcher. I manage my time extremely well and
efficiently, because of this, I have quite a bit of time available
for enjoying life and I rarely waste it...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I HATE THE IDEA OF MILK IN CEREAL... there, I said it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are looking to chat and make friends... come on, chatting never
killed anyone. If you are interested in chatting with the intent of
meeting face-to-face within a reasonable amount of time... Let's
see where that goes! 30 min and dinner is on me just to see if
anything clicks ;)
***Apparently I should make this more clear: You should not contact
me if you were not born female or if you are anything close to
twice my size or larger. I am 5'6" and a fairly lean 135lbs. I
swear, if I get one more message from a 200lb+ asexual hobbit...
Let's just be realistic, if our pic together would end up on a "Top
Funny Pics" bit... it ain't gonna work out!***
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