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APRILFOOLISH1

66 F Akron, OH

My Details

Last Online
May 17, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Retired
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am who I am ....an honest, sincere and very caring person, who loves to laugh and have fun, but also appreciates a good bantering session if only to match wits at times... After living in Southern California for 35 years, I returned to my home town of Akron, Ohio. Though widowed for several years, I've been blessed with a wonderful daughter who's married and has two precious children that I adore. My professional history evolves mostly around sales and marketing. I was a sales and catering manager in the hotel industry(and loved it) for many years, then changed hats and have been selling insurance for the past 12 years. Hey, enough about me. I'd much rather hear about you!
What I’m doing with my life
Looking to kick start the next chapter of my life and would love to share the future with a kindred spirit.
I’m really good at
Being a friend and confidant, "cutting to the chase and telling it like it is", playing scrabble, and can whip up some pretty delicious meals!
The first things people usually notice about me
My candor and/or my good sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: Anything by Grisham, Baldacci, Patterson, Alice Sebold, Jeanette Walls, Eli Weisel and more.
Movies: Cider House Rules, Bird Cage, Deer Hunter, A Beautiful Mind, Shine, The Piano, Rain Man, As Good as It Gets, Thelma and Louise, All That Jazz and much more.
Not much for TV other than: AC360, Y&R, Scandal, American Idol, Discovery ID, Letterman.
Love most kinds of foods but my favorites are: Sushi, Thai, Mexican, Italian and sometimes deli. Not much for lima beans, beets or rich sauces.
I love good jazz, classic rock, reggae, pop, old standards and some classical and folk. Not much for rap or country.
The six things I could never do without
Family
Coffee
Freedom to choose.....
Friends
Computer
My senses: to smell the roses, taste something wonderful, listen to great music, see the beauty in life, and to touch and be touched

Six things I could do without are:

Phone solicitors
Rap music
Loud cell phone users in public
Rude drivers
Bigots
Blizzards
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling to distant places, and anticipating just how to proceed with "retired" life. Also considering a part-time stint to finance those fantasy "getaways".
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading a good book after enjoying shabbos dinner..maybe watching Discovery ID or Letterman...very quiet...more quiet than I prefer actually.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm still into astrology...over 40 years now...not obsessed, but just curious and observant of tendancies.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 55–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're interested in a plump, witty, not-half-bad looking, quirky gal who can keep you smiling and who loves to have fun, cook, explore and share---you're still reading??? Well, then you just may want to take a chance.