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I'm a database engineer/analyst at a small advertising firm. I ride a motorcycle (Yamaha YZF-R6) I like frisbee, homebrewing beer, drinking said beer, german board games, and reading widely. I run and lift a couple times a week to counteract the effects of the aforementioned beer. I think pulling out your phone in the middle of conversation is the height of rudeness, and I'm completely unimpressed by social media. I have really entertaining facial expressions. If I had a nickel for every time I started a sentence with "I read about a study where..." I could pay for like 40 seconds of parking. I've backpacked for weeks at a time and crossed the atlantic a few times. I consistently test INTP, if those letters mean anything to you. My love language is definitely touch.
I really like dogs, my family raised several guide dog puppies when I was a kid and I miss that a lot. If I had a living situation where I could have a dog that fetched frisbees I'm pretty sure I wouldn't need other humans.