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26 Temple Hills, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. Ok three, two, one, let's jam.

Born in MD just outside of DC. Lived here for so long though, I consider DC my surrogate city. Will always pick the Nationals over the O's (still got love for the orange birds). Shockingly prefer the Eagles over the Skins or Ravens. I suppose I should go into a little about myself though.

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell. I have a love for plenty of things including Fireball Whiskey, paperbacks, museums (Air & Space and Natural History are among my favorites), military history, movies, board games, and Chipotle burritos. I can talk about just about anything ranging from current events and social issues to the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Attack on Titan.

TL:dr if Kif from Futurama and Ted from How I Met Your Mother somehow had a son, it would probably be me.

A few random facts about me
1. I've met Rosa Parks while she was alive
2. I've been in a TV commercial before
3. I've never broken a bone my entire life
4. I've met the director of Cowboy Bebop and gotten his autograph
5. I have Wale's autograph
6. I have met all of the Game Grumps (Arin, Danny, JonTron, Ross, Barry, and Suzy)
7. I've sauntered into Mordor
8. I'm an INTJ if that means anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First off, do you like apples? You'll know why if you read my whole profile.

I'm working as a government contractor based in the HR office of the GAO in DC. From there, I'm hoping to gain valuable experience to ultimately go for my PHR certification and (attempt to) get into the Federal Government rather than just working as a contractor.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college, jetting up to Baltimore and surrounding suburbs, chilling in DC just walking around, visiting museums, making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops, or kicking ass in online games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations, saving the galaxy as the first human spectre, getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator, being a good listener, pretending I can dance, being your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice), playing a VERY mean hand in Cards Against Humanity and Snake Oil, piloting a jaeger without a co-pilot, working hard for selfless reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I smile if that says anything. My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I'm pretty humble and not in a sucking up/kissing ass kinda way. People notice that I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm usually wearing some quirky hat or t-shirt that references something I love. I'm also extremely easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, All Quiet on the Western Front

What I'm Currently Reading: @War by Shane Harris

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles

Newest Movie I've Recently Watched: Munich

Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights (probably my favorite TV show of all time)

What TV Show I'm Currently Watching: Better Call Saul

Top 5 Anime: Gundam 0080, Full Metal Panic!, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann

What Anime I'm Currently Watching: Aldnoah.ZERO

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem Super Robot Wars, Smash Bros., Mario Kart

What Game I'm Playing: The Order: 1886

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Zomboy, Knife Party, Anamanaguchi

What Album I've Recently Heard: White Women by Chromeo

Top 5 Podcasts: Freakonomics Radio, Podcast Unlocked, Podcast Beyond, His & Hers, Gundamn! at MAHQ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Exploration and curiosity
-The internet
-My lightsaber definitely. Found it on Mace Windu's corpse. Ballin
-A good paperback (they fit in my pocket better than a hardcover can)
-Family (blood or not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?

Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...

Really bad puns.

Why the oxford comma is mentioned so much on this site. I mean seriously people. Is it like some dirty sex position or food item that you have to know certain people to get because its grammar purpose can't be so damn important that everyone on this site mentions it in their profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical is boring. Here's my ideal night.

Over a friend's house. We all have a gathering for drinks, hookah, shooting the shit, video games, fire pit, card games, and probably drunken singing/dancing depending on how much we've had to consume.

Honorable mention to staying in to Netflix or catch up on some new movie or game that came out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're Metro/WMATA accessible (AKA, you're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area)
-Not looking for just a hook-up. That never really appealed to me
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You find this video amusing
-You ever want to play on Steam or Xbox Live sometime

And just to conclude: how bout them apples?