Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff
together. Ok three, two, one, let's jam.
Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow
yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of
friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of
occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell.
Looking for someone with similar interests to me and is looking to
have new experiences alongside me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring HR professional by day, masked vigilante Jedi by
In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college,
chilling in and around DC, visiting museums, making my second home
in bookstores/comic book shops, or kicking ass in online games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations, saving the
galaxy as the first human spectre, getting on the Metro car that
will stop right in front of the escalator, being a good listener,
pretending I can dance, surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice),
playing a VERY mean hand in Cards Against Humanity, piloting a
jaeger without a co-pilot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I smile if that says anything. My friends say I have a
natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I'm
pretty humble and not in a sucking up/kissing ass kinda way. People
notice that I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm
usually wearing some quirky hat or t-shirt that references
something I love. I'm also extremely easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of
Brothers, Seconds, All Quiet on the Western Front
Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship
Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles
Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer,
True Blood, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights (probably my
favorite TV show of all time)
Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem
Battlefield, Smash Bros., Civilization V
Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey
Stirling, Zomboy, Knife Party, Anamanaguchi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Exploration and curiosity
-Lightsabers. Shits cash yo.
-A good paperback
-Family (blood or not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus
the entire time?
Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when
they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the
Really bad puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Iono. Movie night at friend's house? Happy hours? The club life has
left me behind. I'm not really into it as much anymore. Netflix has
a sweet hold on me. So does Xbox Live. It is what it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes
I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find
myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like
on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA
-Not looking for just a hook-up. That never really appealed to
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You find this video amusing http://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
-You ever want to play on Steam or Xbox Live sometime
Or if you have a funny pickup line. We can compare ours and laugh
at our dorkiness together.
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