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ASimpleSpiderman

25 M Temple Hills, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. Ok three, two, one, let's jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rVnRwW0h8

Born in MD just outside of DC. Lived here for so long though, I consider DC my surrogate city. Will always pick the Nationals over the O's (still got love for the orange birds). Shockingly prefer the Eagles over the Skins or Ravens. I suppose I should go into a little about myself though.

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell. I have a love for plenty of things including Fireball Whiskey, paperbacks, museums (Air & Space and Natural History are among my favorites), military history, movies, board games, and Chipotle burritos. I can talk about just about anything ranging from current events and social issues to the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Attack on Titan.

TL:dr if Kif from Futurama and Ted from How I Met Your Mother somehow had a son, it would probably be me.

A few random facts about me
1. I've met Rosa Parks while she was alive
2. I've been in a TV commercial before
3. I've never broken a bone my entire life
4. I've met the director of Cowboy Bebop and gotten his autograph
5. I have Wale's autograph
6. I've seen President Obama in person twice
7. I've sauntered into Mordor
8. I'm an INTJ if that means anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
First off, do you like apples? You'll know why if you read my whole profile.

I just started a job as a government contractor based in the HR office of the GAO in DC. From there, hoping to gain valuable experience to ultimately go for my PHR certification and (attempt to) get into the Federal Government rather than just working as a contractor.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college, chilling in DC just walking around, visiting museums, making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops, or kicking ass in online games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations, saving the galaxy as the first human spectre, getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator, being a good listener, pretending I can dance, being your friendly neighborhood Spiderman, surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice), playing a VERY mean hand in Cards Against Humanity and Snake Oil, piloting a jaeger without a co-pilot, working hard for selfless reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I smile if that says anything. My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I'm pretty humble and not in a sucking up/kissing ass kinda way. People notice that I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm usually wearing some quirky hat or t-shirt that references something I love. I'm also extremely easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, All Quiet on the Western Front

What I'm Currently Reading: Good Omens by Neil Gaiman

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles

Newest Movie I've Recently Watched: Edge of Tomorrow

Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights (probably my favorite TV show of all time)

What TV Show I'm Currently Watching: The Walking Dead Season 5

Top 5 Anime: Gundam 0080, Full Metal Panic!, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann

What Anime I'm Currently Watching: Gundam: Reconguista in G

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem Super Robot Wars, Smash Bros., Mario Kart

What Game I'm Playing: Super Smash Bros. 3DS

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Zomboy, Knife Party, Anamanaguchi

What Album I've Recently Heard: Guardians of the Galaxy-Awesome Mix #1 (Soundtrack)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Exploration and curiosity
-The internet
-My lightsaber definitely. Found it on Mace Windu's corpse. Ballin
-A good paperback (they fit in my pocket better than a hardcover can)
-Family (blood or not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?
Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...
Really bad puns.
Will we eventually see giant robots stomping around?
Why does OKC describe me as more organized than most but more sloppy than most as well?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical is boring. Here's my ideal night.

Over a friend's house. We all have a gathering for drinks, hookah, shooting the shit, video games, fire pit, card games, and probably drunken singing/dancing depending on how much we've had to consume.

Honorable mention to staying in to Netflix or catch up on some new movie or game that came out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're Metro/WMATA accessible (AKA, you're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area)
-Not looking for just a hook-up. That never really appealed to me
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You find this video amusing http://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
-You ever want to play on Steam or Xbox Live sometime
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thealmightyfoofy

And just to conclude: how bout them apples?