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APlateOfROFLs

26 Temple Hills, MD Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. Ok three, two, one, let's jam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2rVnRwW0h8

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell.

Looking for someone with similar interests to me and is looking to have new experiences alongside me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring HR professional by day, masked vigilante Jedi by night.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college, chilling in and around DC, visiting museums, making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops, or kicking ass in online games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations, saving the galaxy as the first human spectre, getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator, being a good listener, pretending I can dance, surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice), playing a VERY mean hand in Cards Against Humanity, piloting a jaeger without a co-pilot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I smile if that says anything. My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I'm pretty humble and not in a sucking up/kissing ass kinda way. People notice that I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm usually wearing some quirky hat or t-shirt that references something I love. I'm also extremely easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, Seconds, All Quiet on the Western Front

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles

Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights (probably my favorite TV show of all time)

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem Battlefield, Smash Bros., Civilization V

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Zomboy, Knife Party, Anamanaguchi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Exploration and curiosity
-The internet
-Lightsabers. Shits cash yo.
-A good paperback
-Family (blood or not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?

Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...

Really bad puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Iono. Movie night at friend's house? Happy hours? The club life has left me behind. I'm not really into it as much anymore. Netflix has a sweet hold on me. So does Xbox Live. It is what it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area
-Not looking for just a hook-up. That never really appealed to me
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You find this video amusing http://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8
-You ever want to play on Steam or Xbox Live sometime
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thealmightyfoofy

Or if you have a funny pickup line. We can compare ours and laugh at our dorkiness together.