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27 Temple Hills, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:59am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think it's time to blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. OK three, two, one, let's jam.

Slightly dorky, very geeky, a little introverted, quiet and mellow yet crazy and fun loving. Add a handful of nerdiness, two scoops of friendliness, one tablespoon of sarcasm, and a sprinkling of occasional self-deprecation and you got me in a nutshell.

Looking for someone with similar interests to me that's looking for a partner to experience new things and go on adventures with. Random hookups don't really appeal to me. I'm hoping to find a real relationship here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring Human Resources professional by day, masked vigilante/Jedi by night, recovering Call of Duty fanatic during afternoons.

In my off time, I'm usually hanging with friends from college, chilling in and around DC, visiting museums, making my second home in bookstores/comic book shops, or kicking ass in online games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using movie quotes in appropriate real life situations, getting schwifty, saving the galaxy as the first human spectre, getting on the Metro car that will stop right in front of the escalator, being a good listener, pretending I can dance, surviving the zombie apocalypse (twice), playing a VERY mean hand in Cards Against Humanity, piloting a jaeger without a co-pilot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I smile if that says anything. My friends say I have a natural talent for being funny even when I'm not trying to be. I'm pretty humble and not in a sucking up/kissing ass kinda way. People notice that I almost always have a book with me wherever I go. I'm also very easy to talk to and can always drop a joke (corny or otherwise) to make anyone laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I gravitate towards history, sci-fi, fantasy, and military stuff but I stay pretty open. Typically though, if you give me something scifi, I'll like it.

Top 5 Books: Battle Royale, World War Z, Band of Brothers, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, All Quiet on the Western Front

Top 5 Movies: Top Gun, Lord of War, Starship Troopers, Gangs of New York, Blazing Saddles

Top 5 TV Series: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Friday Night Lights

Top 5 Video Games: Mass Effect, Fire Emblem, Battlefield, Smash Bros., Borderlands 2

Top 5 Musicians/Bands: The Killers, Lindsey Stirling, Dave Baronowsky , Knife Party, Anamanaguchi

Top 5 Foods : Cheesesteaks, Ravioli, Korean BBQ, Burritos, Chicken Tandoori
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My GPS (I have a terrible sense of direction)
-Exploration and curiosity
-The internet
-A purple bladed lightsaber
-A good paperback
-My friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How funny would the movie "Speed" be if they were on a short bus the entire time?

Why people still don't realize that on DC Metro escalators (when they actually work), you STAND ON THE RIGHT and walk on the left...

Really bad puns.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Iono. Movie night at friend's house? Random house parties? The club life has left me behind and I'm not really into it as much anymore. Happy hours and some barhopping are where its at. Netflix has a sweet hold on me. So does Xbox Live, Steam, and PSN (when it works). It is what it is.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I drive and Danger Zone pops on my MP3 playlist (yes I have the Top Gun soundtrack on my phone, DON'T JUDGE ME), I find myself unconsciously pretending my gear shifter is a throttle like on a jet and that I'm Tom Cruise.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have a love of museums and bookstores
-You're within driving distance in and around the DC, MD, NoVA area
-You have a plan for the zombie apocalypse
-You got at least two of the references in my profile

Or if you have a funny pickup line. We can compare ours and laugh at our dorkiness together.