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  • Ages 18-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Romantic. Realist. Feminist. Iconoclast. Fit. Punctual. Intellectual. Human. Polite. Professional.

If you don't have time for reading I don't have time for you.

I am a comedian, writer, chef, and professional smartass.

I am curious, ALIVE, and determined. I love adventure, conversation, knowledge, cigarettes, controversy, art, music, new places, and interesting people.

The mind is the sexiest organ.

I have three tattoos and two piercings.

You know what they say about people who generalize....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hunter Thompson: "When the going gets weird the weird get professional."

I'm building a franchise. The franchise? That's my secret.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at many things. I'm versatile and I live to learn.

My favorite "talent" is connecting with people. Empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. It gives me away every time.

And my quirky sincerity and relentless sarcasm. I have a cosmic sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some authors I like:

Amiri Baraka, Aldous Huxley, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Friedrich Nietzsche, Hunter S. Thompson, the Marquis de Sade, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ntozake Shange, Sylvia Plath, Huey Newton, Richard Wright, Patti Smith, aspects of Celine, Charles Baudelaire, Dany Laferriere, Charles Bukowski, Allen Ginsberg, Arthur Rimbaud, William Burroughs, William Blake.

I love lit zines (especially printed ones like Zoetrope: All Story) and art zines and cult zines. Spoken word is uber important.

Some musicians:

Prince, Joy Zipper, Frank Zappa, New Order, Niki and the Dove, B.I.G., Lightnin Hopkins, Dead Kennedys, Blind Melon, Bad Brains, Patti Smith, Amanda Palmer, Tracy Chapman, Jim Carroll, The Smashing Pumpkins, Bob Dylan, Marilyn Manson, John Zorn, Tom Waits, Madonna, Sun Ra, Son House, Joy Division, RATM, Miles Davis, David Bowie, The Vaselines. And The Beatles. You can't beat The Beatles. It's in their name.

Some movies:

The U.S. Vs. Lennon, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (painfully beautiful), Eraserhead, Gummo, Salo, Stranger than Paradise, Spider, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Quills, God Bless America, Dead Poets Society, American History X.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from biological necessities I don't know if there's something I can't go without. I manage to push myself to the extreme.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
More things than this space allows for.

In general: culture, war, control, love, art, philosophy, sensations, freedom, politics, solutions, language, history, sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Raiding fame.

Calculating doom.

Loaning cigarettes to prissy bankers in slinky alleys.

Dancing in a carnival of polemics.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bought the ticket. I took the ride.

Also: I have a sharp tongue. But I know how to flatten it.
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