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ATDMA

27 M Pasadena, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was geek before geek was chic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Pay-the-bill-wise, I bartend, so if you're an aspiring alcoholic, we'll get along fabulously.

Hobby-and-pursue-the-dream-wise, I write horror and dark-fantasy, so if morbid smut brightens your day, I'm your guy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Flaunting my humility.

Whiskey sours.

Imagining a worse-case scenario to instill current-case positivity.

Cooking, but it wasn't always that way. I once thought "2 1/4 cups flour" meant two *times* a fourth, so I proceeded making the cookies all the while thinking, "Why didn't they just say a half of a cup?" The results were not pretty. Very soggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glasses, probably. But depending on location, sometimes I need to point out that these are actual prescription lenses. When did all the cool people wearing fake glasses decide it's suave to pretend they have a visual impairment?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Authors: Clive Barker, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman (I'm surprised more people don't list Gaiman in their profiles on this site~)
Book series: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Song of Ice and Fire
Specific books: Aztec, Perfume, Snow Queen

Movies: Aliens, American Psycho, Angel Heart, I'm Not Scared, Serial Mom, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Lebowski, Chumscrubber, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightbreed, Interview with the Vampire, Let the Right One In, Desperado, Grosse Pointe Blank, Lost Boys... I could go on and on and on... but who likes to read lists?

TV: Skins, Firefly, IT Crowd, Dexter, South Park, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Comeback

Music... only the sophisticated stuff... such as: sensual Kidz Bop covers, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Angelspit, ACID BATH, Bodies Without Organs, Army of Lovers, DEPECHE MODE, Marina and the Diamonds, Marilyn Manson... ...whatever Pandora plays.

Food: Sugar. Chocolate anything. I'll be healthiest once I get amnesia and can effectively hide the Oreos from myself.

I also love dishes with spice/variety. Bold flavors are my friends. Except with overly-hopped beers. No thank you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coconuts, stories, social interaction, an appendix, chocolate and coffee, time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I could have said that last sentence better.

If we are what we think or what we do, and why I care.

If I could trust my clone.

And here are a couple things that, thanks to reading OkCupid profiles, I now spend a great deal of time mulling over:

If, when someone answers that they're attracted to dangerous situations in that one question, I should pay my friends to rob us at prop-gunpoint after our first date so I can either:
A) Call bullshit.
B) Have made the date all the more awesome.

If people who say they love adventure have ever fled from a giant, rolling boulder while spelunking.

Are people aware their profiles start to read like LA parking signs after they include fifteen or more conditions in the "You should message me if" section ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Watching a movie. Going out on the town. Or updating my okCupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa part of “Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones plays in my head as pivotal or shocking moments occur within my life.

Examples of this phenomenon include:

--The first time I experienced a slice of coconut pie.

--When a complete stranger in the weight-room *thoroughly* described his colorectal cancer to me as I tried to read on a stationary bike (thereby dethroning me from my position as King of TMI).

So basically, imagine the above moments underscored with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You’re like a female version of Prince Joffrey, or similar to Rachel Weisz's character in the Shape of Things.