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ATDMA

27 M Pasadena, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I was geek before geek was chic.
What I’m doing with my life
I've loved to write since the fourth grade (emphasis on gory adjective-filled tales about raptor aliens killing unsuspecting space miners). My ability has diminished because I don’t know how to top the ideas or style I had back then, but no matter what, a career as a novelist or screenwriter would be swell. Preferably both.

Acting interests me too, but that's mostly my failsafe if the writing doesn't pan out.

And I currently bartend, so if you're an aspiring alcoholic, we'll get along fabulously.
I’m really good at
Flaunting my humility.

Critical reading. Doesn't matter if it's vague or over-the-top, allegory won't go unnoticed on my watch.

Cooking, but it wasn't always that way. I once thought "2 1/4 cups flour" meant two *times* a fourth, so I proceeded making the cookies all the while thinking, "Why didn't they just say a half of a cup?" The results were not pretty. Very soggy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses, probably. But depending on location, sometimes I need to point out that these are actual prescription lenses. When did all the cool people wearing fake glasses decide it's suave to pretend they have a visual impairment?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Clive Barker, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman (I'm surprised more people don't list Gaiman in their profiles on this site~)
Book series: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Song of Ice and Fire
Specific books: Aztec, Perfume, Snow Queen

Movies: Aliens, American Psycho, Angel Heart, I'm Not Scared, Serial Mom, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Lebowski, Chumscrubber, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightbreed, Interview with the Vampire, Let the Right One In, Desperado, Grosse Pointe Blank, Lost Boys... I could go on and on and on... but who likes to read lists?

I need to watch more TV: Skins, Firefly, IT Crowd, Dexter, South Park, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones

Music... only the sophisticated stuff... such as: sensual Kidz Bop covers, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Angelspit, ACID BATH, Bodies Without Organs, Army of Lovers, DEPECHE MODE, Marina and the Diamonds (I'd bet anything she's about to take off in a big way in the US... we'll see), Marilyn Manson... ...whatever Pandora plays.

Food: Sugar. Chocolate anything. I'll be healthiest when I get amnesia, because this will mark the first time where I can effectively hide the Oreos from myself.

I also love dishes with spice/variety. Bold flavors are my friends. Except with overly-hopped beers. No thank you.
The six things I could never do without
Coconuts, stories, social interaction, an appendix, music to match my mood, the ability to pause time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could have said that last sentence better.

If we are what we think or what we do, and why I care.

If I could trust my clone.

And here are a couple things that, thanks to reading OkCupid profiles, I now spend a great deal of time mulling over:

If, when someone answers that they're attracted to dangerous situations in that one question, I should pay my friends to rob us at prop-gunpoint after our first date so I can either:
A) Call bullshit.
B) Have made the date all the more awesome.

If people who say they love adventure have ever fled from a giant, rolling boulder while spelunking.

Are people aware their profiles start to read like LA parking signs after they include fifteen or more conditions in the "You should message me if" section ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. Watching a movie. Going out on the town. Or updating my okCupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa part of “Things Can Only Get Better" by Howard Jones plays in my head as pivotal or shocking moments occur within my life.

Examples of this phenomenon include:

--The first time I experienced a slice of coconut pie.

--The disaster in which I drove over a fallen tree because I thought that thing in the middle of the road was only a large branch (it was raining and dark, so please lessen your judgmentalness by one third).

--When a complete stranger in the weight-room *thoroughly* described his colorectal cancer to me as I tried to read on a stationary bike (thereby dethroning me from my position as King of TMI).

So basically, imagine all of the above moments underscored with
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OO9LloDSJo
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You’re like a female version of Prince Joffrey, or similar to Rachel Weisz's character in the Shape of Things.