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27 / M / Straight / Single
North Hollywood, CA
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 8:48pm
- White, Other
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs
Acting interests me too, but that's mostly my failsafe if the writing doesn't pan out.
And I currently bartend, so if you're an aspiring alcoholic, we'll get along fabulously.
Critical reading. Doesn't matter if it's vague or over-the-top, allegory won't go unnoticed on my watch.
Cooking, but it wasn't always that way. I once thought "2 1/4 cups flour" meant two *times* a fourth, so I proceeded making the cookies all the while thinking, "Why didn't they just say a half of a cup?" The results were not pretty. Very soggy.
Book series: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Song of Ice and Fire
Specific books: Aztec, Perfume, Snow Queen
Movies: Aliens, American Psycho, Angel Heart, I'm Not Scared, Serial Mom, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Lebowski, Chumscrubber, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightbreed, Interview with the Vampire, Let the Right One In, Desperado, Grosse Pointe Blank, Lost Boys... I could go on and on and on... but who likes to read lists?
I need to watch more TV: Skins, Firefly, IT Crowd, Dexter, South Park, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones
Music... only the sophisticated stuff... such as: sensual Kidz Bop covers, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Angelspit, ACID BATH, Bodies Without Organs, Army of Lovers, DEPECHE MODE, Marina and the Diamonds (I'd bet anything she's about to take off in a big way in the US... we'll see), Marilyn Manson... ...whatever Pandora plays.
Food: Sugar. Chocolate anything. I'll be healthiest when I get amnesia, because this will mark the first time where I can effectively hide the Oreos from myself.
I also love dishes with spice/variety. Bold flavors are my friends. Except with overly-hopped beers. No thank you.
If we are what we think or what we do, and why I care.
If I could trust my clone.
And here are a couple things that, thanks to reading OkCupid profiles, I now spend a great deal of time mulling over:
If, when someone answers that they're attracted to dangerous situations in that one question, I should pay my friends to rob us at prop-gunpoint after our first date so I can either:
A) Call bullshit.
B) Have made the date all the more awesome.
If people who say they love adventure have ever fled from a giant, rolling boulder while spelunking.
Are people aware their profiles start to read like LA parking signs after they include fifteen or more conditions in the "You should message me if" section ?
Examples of this phenomenon include:
--The first time I experienced a slice of coconut pie.
--Any time I make a game-winning cup in beer pong.
--The disaster in which I drove over a fallen tree because I thought that thing in the middle of the road was only a large branch (it was raining and dark, so please lessen your judgmentalness by one third).
--When a complete stranger in the weight-room *thoroughly* described his colorectal cancer to me as I tried to read on a stationary bike (thereby dethroning me from my position as King of TMI).
So basically, imagine all of the above moments underscored with
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 23–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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