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28 • M • Pasadena, CA
I’m looking for
- Women who like men
- Ages 22–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 4:11pm
- White, Other
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Likes dogs
Hobby-and-pursue-the-dream-wise, I write horror and dark-fantasy, so if morbid smut brightens your day, I'm your guy.
Imagining a worse-case scenario to instill current-case positivity.
Cooking, but it wasn't always that way. I once thought "2 1/4 cups flour" meant two *times* a fourth, so I proceeded making the cookies all the while thinking, "Why didn't they just say a half of a cup?" The results were not pretty. Very soggy.
Book series: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Song of Ice and Fire
Specific books: Aztec, Perfume, Snow Queen
Movies: Aliens, American Psycho, Angel Heart, I'm Not Scared, Serial Mom, Pan's Labyrinth, Big Lebowski, Chumscrubber, Pulp Fiction, Nightmare on Elm Street, Nightbreed, Interview with the Vampire, Let the Right One In, Desperado, Grosse Pointe Blank, Lost Boys... I could go on and on and on... but who likes to read lists?
TV: Skins, Firefly, IT Crowd, Dexter, South Park, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The Comeback
Music... only the sophisticated stuff... such as: sensual Kidz Bop covers, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Angelspit, ACID BATH, Bodies Without Organs, Army of Lovers, DEPECHE MODE, Marina and the Diamonds, Marilyn Manson... ...whatever Pandora plays.
Food: Sugar. Chocolate anything. I'll be healthiest once I get amnesia and can effectively hide the Oreos from myself.
I also love dishes with spice/variety. Bold flavors are my friends. Except with overly-hopped beers. No thank you.
If we are what we think or what we do, and why I care.
If I could trust my clone.
And here are a couple things that, thanks to reading OkCupid profiles, I now spend a great deal of time mulling over:
If, when someone answers that they're attracted to dangerous situations in that one question, I should pay my friends to rob us at prop-gunpoint after our first date so I can either:
A) Call bullshit.
B) Have made the date all the more awesome.
If people who say they love adventure have ever fled from a giant, rolling boulder while spelunking.
Are people aware their profiles start to read like LA parking signs after they include fifteen or more conditions in the "You should message me if" section ?
Examples of this phenomenon include:
--The first time I experienced a slice of coconut pie.
--When a complete stranger in the weight-room *thoroughly* described his colorectal cancer to me as I tried to read on a stationary bike (thereby dethroning me from my position as King of TMI).
So basically, imagine the above moments underscored with
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