limit your selfies
i'm not actually this much of an asshole i'm just disgruntled a.f.
if you're about to message me telling me my profile made you laugh, here's an advance response: idgaf
people tell me i have an intimidating personality. well fuck you no i don't, i look like a 14 year old with jungle legs and a napoleon complex
also don't tell me you love my "sarcastic" sense of humor, do you even know what sarcasm is??
uh anyway i want a big goofy boyf namean