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22 Fairfield, CT Man, Cis Man

Man, Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 1
Gay, Queer
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
people tell me i have an intimidating personality. well fuck you no i don't, i look like a 14 year old with jungle legs and a napoleon complex

just show me why you're weird and make it count

self-hating queers need not apply, take your "str8-acting" "masc" "normal" bullshit elsewhere
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
drinking a lot of beer and trying to write some songs/learn bass

singing very loudly when no one asked for it

trying to work my way out of Connecticut

just kinda figurin shit out, whateva
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
scaring people without realizing it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm loud and handsome and literally a gremlin

i'm a lot less serious than i look in my pictures probably
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i like dandelion wine, his dark materials, the hitchhiker's trilogy, china mountain zhang, spirited away, rocky horror picture show, the girl who leapt through time, harold and maude, pee-wee's big adventure, thelma and louise, FLCL, parks and recreation, neon genesis evangelion, game of thrones, vienna teng, mother mother, jenny owen youngs, the white stripes, the go! team, stornoway, company of thieves, noisettes, st. vincent, kimbra, phox, plumtree, sleeper agent, carina round, lady lamb the beekeeper, deerhoof, cakes da killa, burritos, noodles, indian food, food in general, earthbound, chrono trigger, shadow of the colossus, shin megami tensei, wind waker, bit.trip, zero escape, mass effect, dragon age, ace attorney, generic jrpgs, and weird indie games like gone home

also pretty much anything with a well-written gay storyline in it. holla positive media representation
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nature, adventurous friends, blood sport, singing and theater, pups, universal love, video gamez, FOOD, science, beer, sex, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people from a distance, with a self-obsessed sense of amusement

followed by frantic self-policing about how outwardly egotistical i'm presenting as
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
inebriated in some fashion and painting my face
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have really hairy arms and legs

that's pretty much the only thing about me that i'm embarrassed to talk about

also i genuinely liked final fantasy xiii

i'm not embarrassed about that
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you wanna be the cyborg to my beast boy if you know what im talkin bout

you're trying to get a group together for some weird narrative-based tabletop rpg because i am so fuckin down

you want a hiking buddy who will squeeze you really tight whenever he feels like he's living in some stupid pretentious indie romcom

you wanna listen to me sing or maybe write music with me or maybe try and get a crazy alt punk garage rock band thing goin on

you have multiple pictures that aren't selfies

you like being open about your weird emotions and don't get freaked out by someone not holding back theirs

and your flirting strategy doesn't include trying to impress me or sucking up to me, god damn