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21 M Amherst, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
sweet jesus spare me your embarrassing model selfies or your fucking ~*artsy*~ alt lit profile descriptions or your fuckin myers-briggs results, half of these profiles make me want to vom from the pretentiousness in all honesty

limit your selfies

i'm not actually this much of an asshole i'm just disgruntled a.f.

if you're about to message me telling me my profile made you laugh, here's an advance response: idgaf

people tell me i have an intimidating personality. well fuck you no i don't, i look like a 14 year old with jungle legs and a napoleon complex

also don't tell me you love my "sarcastic" sense of humor, do you even know what sarcasm is??

uh anyway i want a big goofy boyf namean
What I’m doing with my life
studying biology and spiders and being in musicals at umass amherst

graduating in a year (woah)

drinking a lot of beer and trying to write some songs with friends

just kinda figurin shit out, whateva
I’m really good at
scaring people
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like dandelion wine, his dark materials, the hitchhiker's trilogy, china mountain zhang, spirited away, rocky horror picture show, the girl who leapt through time, harold and maude, pee-wee's big adventure, FLCL, parks and recreation, neon genesis evangelion, game of thrones, vienna teng, mother mother, jenny owen youngs, the white stripes, the go! team, stornoway, company of thieves, noisettes, st. vincent, kimbra, burritos, noodles, indian food, food in general, earthbound, chrono trigger, shadow of the colossus, shin megami tensei, wind waker, bit.trip, zero escape, and weird indie games like gone home

also pretty much anything with a well-written gay storyline in it. holla media representation
The six things I could never do without
nature, adventurous friends, blood sport, singing and theater, pups, universal love, video gamez, FOOD, science, beer, sex, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
food and dicks (sometimes at the same time when my primal needs intersect)
On a typical Friday night I am
drunk and bitter at a party and very very hungry (literally)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have really hairy arms and legs

that's pretty much the only thing about me that i'm embarrassed to talk about

also i genuinely liked final fantasy xiii

i'm not embarrassed about that

and my secret dream is to be lead vocals in an indie pop-punk alt rock band

sooo not embarrassed, if you play drums/bass message me lets cAsUaL jAm with my shitty lyrics
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you play bass or drums lolz

or if you wanna be the cyborg to my beast boy if you know what im talkin bout