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22 Amherst, MA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 25
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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people tell me i have an intimidating personality. well fuck you no i don't, i look like a 14 year old with jungle legs and a napoleon complex

uh anyway i want a big goofy boyf namean

just show me why you're weird and make it count
What I’m doing with my life
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studying biology and wildlife conservation

graduating in a year (yay)

drinking a lot of beer and trying to write some songs/learn bass

playin a fuckton of vidya games i have backed up from steam sales in days of old

just kinda figurin shit out, whateva
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
scaring people without realizing it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm loud and handsome and acceptably traditionally masculine enough for straight people to feel comfortable around me by pretending i'm not different from them because straight is "normal" and normal is "good"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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i like dandelion wine, his dark materials, the hitchhiker's trilogy, china mountain zhang, spirited away, rocky horror picture show, the girl who leapt through time, harold and maude, pee-wee's big adventure, thelma and louise, FLCL, parks and recreation, neon genesis evangelion, game of thrones, vienna teng, mother mother, jenny owen youngs, the white stripes, the go! team, stornoway, company of thieves, noisettes, st. vincent, kimbra, phox, plumtree, sleeper agent, carina round, lady lamb the beekeeper, burritos, noodles, indian food, food in general, earthbound, chrono trigger, shadow of the colossus, shin megami tensei, wind waker, bit.trip, zero escape, ace attorney, generic jrpgs, and weird indie games like gone home

also pretty much anything with a well-written gay storyline in it. holla positive media representation
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nature, adventurous friends, blood sport, singing and theater, pups, universal love, video gamez, FOOD, science, beer, sex, twelve, thirteen, fourteen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people from a distance, with a self-obsessed sense of amusement

followed by frantic self-policing about how outwardly egotistical i'm presenting as
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunk and bitter at a party or bar and very very hungry (literally, like for donuts probably) and probably gettin a lot of homo angst
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i have really hairy arms and legs

that's pretty much the only thing about me that i'm embarrassed to talk about

also i genuinely liked final fantasy xiii

i'm not embarrassed about that

and my secret dream is to be lead vocals in an indie pop-punk alt rock band

sooo not embarrassed, if you play drums message me lets cAsUaL jAm with my shitty lyrics
You should message me if
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you wanna be the cyborg to my beast boy if you know what im talkin bout

you're trying to get a group together for some weird narrative-based tabletop rpg because i am so fuckin down

you want a hiking buddy who will squeeze you really tight whenever he feels like he's living in some stupid pretentious indie romcom

you have multiple pictures that aren't selfies

and your flirting strategy doesn't include trying to impress me or sucking up to me, god damn