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24 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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INTJ. I live on my own with my 3 year old golden retriever Atlas and some habanero peppers I'm growing (jk they're dead). Currently working on a degree in Physical Therapy, anatomy is fascinating to me. Im working at Alamo Drafthouse and get unlimited free movies so naturally Im nerding out on them a lot. I love cooking and learning new recipes (especially Indian food). Music is very important to me and I will most likely silently judge your taste. Really not good at summarizing myself but who is? There's really no way to properly convey who you are on here imo. This summary is very scattered but whatever... yeah oh well whatever. Also I'm super into stand-up and sketch comedy, shits good.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full-time mostly. In my spare time I like reading, cooking, weightlifting, watching movies, hanging out with friends (re: drinking), playing with my dog, and writing run-on sentences.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: All Kurt Vonnegut works, 18Q4, Dune, Crime and Punishment, For Whom the Bell Tolls, American Psycho, A Scanner Darkly, Harry Potter, Game of Thrones series, Brave New World, Othello, Confessions of an Economic Hit Man, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Lord of the Flies, Ender's Game

Movies: Anything by Kurosawa, The Big Lebowski, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Man on Fire, 25th Hour, City of God, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Shaun of the Dead (most zombie movies too), Gattaca, The Raid, Fight Club, American History X, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Watchmen, Zoolander, Total Recall, Tommy, Gladiator, Children of Men, Payback, Dead Man, Moon, Dr. Strangelove, Tron Legacy, and IMoonrise Kingdom was absolutely fantastic

Music: David Bowie, Queens of the Stone Age, Aesop Rock, El-P, LCD Soundsystem, The Clash, Primus, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Amon Tobin, Animal Collective, Beastie Boys, DJ shadow, DJ Krush, The Doors, Gary Numan, Wu-Tang Clan Gorillaz, Underground Resistance, Groove Armada, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Daft Punk, Black Angels, King Crimson, Kraftwerk, Neon Indian, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Cannonball Adderley, Charlie Parker, Lee Scratch Perry, Agustus Pablo, Nightmares on Wax, Nujabes, Thievery Corporation, The Prodigy, Quantic, Radiohead, Tool, Sonic Youth, The Strokes, Local H, The Who, The Velvet Underground, Trentemoller

Shows: Mr. Show (the best show ever), Dexter, Gundam 0079, That Mitch and Webb Look, Archer, Tosh.0, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Squidbillies, Game of Thrones, Wonder Showzen, Workaholics, Futurama, Human Giant, Parks and Recreation, Maron, The State

Food: Indian and Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The kindness of strangers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bad jokes for a stand-up routine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a party, hanging out with a few friends, at home reading, it just depends on my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Im seriously scared to death of spiders.
You should message me if
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If you listen to WTF or Comedy Bang Bang. Or if you want to go see some stand-up because none of my friends are comedy nerds and it BUMS ME THE FUCK OUT.