Let's be perfectly honest: whatever I write here is just gonna be a witty ploy to make you think I'm interesting enough to message. I mean for real; asking someone to self-summarize themselves is a fruitless endeavor, that is if you expect to really find out something about them. If my photos don't repulse you, why don't you just hit me up with a question or comment and I promise I will try to reply in a timely and clever fashion. Happy hunting....

I am sharp, serrated, and dangerous

Whatever I want.

answering stupid questions on OK cupid

My lack of desire to live up to people's expectations, followed by my completely crushing those expectations.

Going on 10 years without a TV - life is way too cool to sit around being advertised to. Love movies - let's go to the IMAX!!! Music is my life, but I'm not snobby about it. I feel your musical preference is just as valid as mine unless you adore kid rock or limp bizkit, in which case; your lame - sorry. Oh, and yes - I eat.

There's 10 actually: The Bill of Rights

Quantum chromodynamics

cooler than you

My ATM code is 1394. Please don't tell anyone.

you ain't scared...