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36 Paris, France Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:15pm
Open relationship
6' 0" (1.82m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Dutch (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Touche à tout.

#warning en ce moment je suis en miettes, tout ce qui est écrit ci-dessous reste vrai mais je suis comme qui dirait un raton laveur passé dans une lessiveuse. Si ça te fait peur, tu peux passer au profil suivant, sinon je réponds toujours!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
IT engineer - that's for paying bills.
Trying to help the educational world to become better.
Writing soon-to-be top 50 hits (or not?).
Swimming - rock climbing - getting injured when playing soccer or tennis.

Chef de projet IT - pour payer les factures.
Essayer de contribuer à la révolution de l'éducation.
Ecrire des futurs hits du top 50 (ou pas).
Nager - grimper - me blesser en jouant au foot ou au tennis.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Adapting to people or to my environment
Foreign languages
Impersonating Elvis or my neighbor
Singing Britney Spears at a karaoké bar
Writing quizzes for parties
Massages, caresses

M'adapter à mon environnement.
Les langues étrangères.
Imiter Elvis ou mon voisin.
Chanter du Britney Spears dans un bar à karaoké
Ecrire des quizz.
Masser, caresser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't think the fact we share music or movie tastes means that we will automatically fit together... However, some stuff : Foo fighters, Pink Floyd, Porcupine Tree, Rachmaninov, Aronofski, Scorcese, Fincher, Irving, Fred Vargas, Jean François Villar, Paco Ignacio Taibo 2
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- music (listening & writing with people)
- laughing
- sports
- cuddling/touching/having sex
- reading/writing
- having too many things to do

- musique (en écouter et en écrire avec d'autres gens)
- rire et faire rire
- le sport
- caliner/toucher/sexer
- lire/écrire
- avoir trop de trucs à faire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I could write/produce songs with
How to live an online life while being NSA/GCHQ/DCRI surveilance paranoïd
How to be a decent human being

Avec qui écrire des chansons
Comment concilier vie en ligne et parano de la surveillance gouvernementale
Comment être un humain convenable
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once we share some complicity, I will be willing to admit everything.

Quand on se connaîtra, je serai prêt à tout admettre.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet and DO something, like rock climbing, cooking a good meal or writing a song together (and not awkwardly sit in front of a glass in a bar)
Or you can come up with an explanation (any explanation will do) for my username
Or you want to experience some dreadful calembours

Tu veux qu'on se rencontre pour FAIRE quelque chose, comme aller grimper, cuisiner ou écrire une chanson ensemble (et pas une rencontre zarbi dans un bar en face d'un verre)
Ou tu as une explication pour mon pseudo (tout est acceptable)
Ou tu es prête à subir des calembours foireux