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29 Mapleton, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name's Andy. You should probably just message me if you are at all interested. Anything you want to know you can ask me either through a message or if we ever meet in person. You should know I'm very sarcastic, but probably the nicest guy you could ever date.

If there's any girl out there that doesn't like NASCAR, mudding, hunting, drinking excessively, and cheating, please let me know.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a pharmacy technician at CVS. Hopefully eventually becoming either lead tech, working at a hospital or clinic, or doing something in pharmaceutical sales.

Other than that, I spend a lot of time playing guitar, bass, and banjo. I spend a lot of time reading. I'm not all that exciting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking naps, insulting rude customers, playing guitar, reading fast, annoying and alienating people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Since there's too many to list, I'll just give my favorite authors: Stephen King/Richard Bachman, Joe Hill, Charles Bukowski, Chuck Palahniuk, Jonathan Maberry, David Moody, Mykle Hansen, Tucker Max, Chuck Klosterman, Christor Moore, David Wellington, Dan Wells, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Scott Sigler, Guillermo Del Toro (yes, he's an author now), Chuck Hogan, Dick Masterson, Michael Crichton, David Icke, Troy Taylor, Bill Waterson, Gary Larson, Peter Straub, Richard Dawkins, Dan Simmons, Mark Z. Danielewski, J.L. Bourne, Z.A. Recht, Clive Barker, Max Brooks, Arthur Nersesian, Paul Neilan, and Steve Alten

Movies: Anything with Natalie Portman and/or Scarlett Johansson, Scream (only the first and the fourth are worth watching), Wayne's World, X-Men, Indiana Jones, Night Of The Living Dead, Happy Gilmore, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Alien. There's a lot of movies I've watched, but the names are escaping me at the moment. I used to work at a video store and people expected me to have seen every movie ever made.

Shows: I don't really watch too much new TV. Under The Dome, The Walking Dead, Sleepy Hollow are the only shows that I watch that are still on. I used to watch Revolution, but then I just taped all the episodes and was like a season behind and stopped watching. Beavis and Butt-head, Daria, Weeds, Lost, Scrubs, Clone High, Destination Truth, Dead Like Me.

Music: Sublime, Green Day, Blink-182, The Get Up Kids, Red City Radio, Into It. Over It., Mixtapes, Modern Baseball, Mineral, Texas Is The Reason, and of course the occasional Nicki Minaj (because who doesn't love Nicki Minaj, right?).

Food: Italian, Mexican, some Chinese (mostly chicken). I'm really very picky. I survive on eating Taco Bell and Chik-Fil-A. People tell me I would like Indian food because I love spicy food, but I've never really had any.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to go with things that I could live without, but use every day. Water, air, and other obvious things will not be included.

A guitar, a computer, the ability to kick your ass in Mario Kart, my cat, my iPod, and a pillow (I still need to take numerous naps throughout the day).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bigfoot, my dream of bowling a 300 game, that time I was at Bass Pro Shop and opted out of eating alligator, what my cat thinks of me, if I'm ever going to get a good job that allows me to live somewhere else, but mostly just Bigfoot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, and then looking at all the other undesirable losers on here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't swim.
You should message me if
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You're not offended by anything I said.

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