Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm new to this so be gentle... I would say I'm an excruciatingly
laid back type who loves life's simple pleasures such as music,
good food, seeing the world, being around friends and nature and
most of all, laughing until I cry. I honestly think laughter is the
best thing we have and I'm known for my cheeriness. I look for the
positives in life but at the same time, am a good listener and
genuinely compassionate about people.... I hate to see anyone upset
and once I am close to someone, be it as a friend or a partner, I
will do anything for them.
Before it all gets too trite, I'll say anything else ask away
really :0) I'm a friendly and approachable chappie and well aware
of the stigma of internet dating and the nerves/apprehensions
people might have but you've gotta be in it to win it, as erm,
absolutely no one ever said. Give me a click and let's see how it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having just finished my world tour of saving a burning puppy from a
building in every continent (Antartica was a drag), I'm now back
and have started up my own business, designing bespoke rabbit
hutches. I'm looking for a female investor who knows a a bit about
Feng Shui. Cos you just can't get the staff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That thing where you lean back and blow a Malteaser up in the air,
been meaning to contact the Guinness Book of World Records in
And not filling in dating website profiles, evidently... :p
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have that unusual ability to recall something months, even years,
later and burst out laughing at it where ever I may be, Admittedly,
this does startle people.
I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting
a world-weary air and memorising usless statistics.
And the small patch of parsley growing out of the side of my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comedy (usual suspects, you name the film and I'll roll off the
David Attenborough crap
Amateur pyschology (I can recommend "The Red Queen")
Intelligent newspapers (ongoing)
Estoy aprendiendo Espanol (try me)
Currently eating a lot of:
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My passport, for if okcupid girls go crazy on me
Smartphone (yep, still in the Honeymoon period)
My lungs (is that 7?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do you never see baby pigeons, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard,
when the first ever dictionary was written, where did they get the
words from, why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets etc etc
I hope to one day time travel just so I can go back a week and slap
myself in the face to see my reaction.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with friends. The sort of "chilling" that makes me read my
online statement Monday morning and weep.
Failing that, I may just stay in and plot world domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 3, I started chewing on a fur coat in a department
store, sicked up my milk on it and then was promptly dragged
Debenhams I'm so sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're an old fashioned girl who is ladylike (ie not a Vicky
Pollard), affectionate, caring, a bit wacky, been known to cry at
the end of films, loves Saturday morning spoonings, is terrified of
insects and you're the sort who would run with scissors.
Daily Mail reading, curtain twitching, hand wringing, easily
offended sanctimonious types need not apply.
(Blimey, I don't half put some pressure on meself...) ;)
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