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23 Livermore, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly other
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As you have probably noticed by my profile picture, I have been in the woods at least once. I think that's probably enough information to constitute a self-summary. To fill up remaining space, I will list what I am looking for in a lady.

Rich. I don't like working, and a woman that can be my sugar mama is a necessity.

Cultured. I'm a slob with no artistic sense and a very basic grasp of the English language. But that won't stop me from demanding someone who can explain to me the significance of melting clocks and reads more than Epsn articles.

Attractive. I won't settle, but you sure have to.

Personality. Conversing with me is akin to speaking to a rock. You must have enough personality for the both us.

Those requirements may be too strict. Just be a person, that's good enough for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stop being so nosey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering the obscure 'words of the day', and none of the useful ones.

I don't think I'll ever be able to use abecedarian in a conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than my dashingly good looks, I have been told I have a nice set of teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Current/Most recent entertainment choices:

Books: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Movies: Nightcrawler

Television: Last Week Tonight, Nathan For You

Music: Kanye
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Bar Trivia, although 'The Kids R Kelly Peed On' are in a bit of a slump currently.
2. A joke about water and food. I'm so clever.
3. An IPA.
4. Vitamin B12.
5. Vodka shots chased with copious amounts of soda because I'm a big baby.
6. The theme of me being an alcoholic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I breathing funny?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Feeding the homeless, rescuing animals, and donating blood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If there is a reflective surface or mirror, I will always look into it. Not out of vain, just to make sure everything is in order.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't have two first names. You can never trust a person with two first names.