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22 • Livermore, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–25
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 9
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Used up
- Strictly other
- Working on university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English (Poorly)
Rich. I don't like working, and a woman that can be my sugar mama is a necessity.
Cultured. I'm a slob with no artistic sense and a very basic grasp of the English language. But that won't stop me from demanding someone who can explain to me the significance of melting clocks and reads more than Epsn articles.
Attractive. I won't settle, but you sure have to.
Personality. Conversing with me is akin to speaking to a rock. You must have enough personality for the both us.
Those requirements may be too strict. Just be a person, that's good enough for me.
I don't think I'll ever be able to use abecedarian in a conversation.
Books: 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
Television: Last Week Tonight, Nathan For You
2. A joke about water and food. I'm so clever.
3. An IPA.
4. Vitamin B12.
5. Vodka shots chased with copious amounts of soda because I'm a big baby.
6. The theme of me being an alcoholic.
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