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A_Hole_Puncher

29 / M / straight / Single

Greensboro, North Carolina

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
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Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Transportation
Income
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Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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I am smart, stupid, and inconsistent.

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My Self-Summary

My pants fit well, and I don't use hair gel. Hows that for a self-summary?

I think I'm a placebophobic. I'm afraid to admit that a medicine or a treatment works for fear it will turn out to be a placebo, and I'll look like a tard.

Edit: I've removed the pic of my abs amid a suspicious number of people suddenly telling me it makes me look like a tool.

What I’m doing with my life

Kicking ass and taking names. Mostly taking names though, because people don't sue you for that.

I’m really good at

Beating women at arm wrestling, not stepping on cracks at full sprint, getting told off, swimming, brushing my teeth, getting out of bed quietly, curling toes, holding doors open for people without making them have to rush, not remembering people's birthdays, high-fiving like I mean it, telling how many fingers you're holding up with my peripheral vision, making noises that make dogs tilt their heads, and predicting plot points in romantic comedies.

I've been told that the beginning of that list shocks people, because they just read "beating women" at first. Well, it's way better than it used to be. I changed it from "Punching women in the face... while also arm wrestling them." (This was a joke, people. Come on.)

The first things people usually notice about me

How green my eyes are. And also how hard they're staring at boobs.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I'm too busy to read, I only listen to music in my car, and I tend to eat boring healthy food.

But movies are a passion of mine. Maybe one day I'll put up a list.

The six things I could never do without

The 5th Amendment, internets, snooze button, NSFW warnings, movies, body part euphemisms, and the tingling thrill you get from life affirming activites.

That's 7. Guess which one was suggested by someone else and win a prize.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Female anatomy, food, aggression, ambition. And any man who puts otherwise is a liar.

On a typical Friday night I am

Kicking it old school. Being too legit to quit. Keeping it real.
I don't even know what any of those things mean.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I judge people by the movies they like.

You should message me if

you want to impress me by not just sitting there and waiting for the guy to message you.

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