Because you are a beautiful girl with amazing abs.

It's funny. But also kinda sad. And it makes me ashamed of men.

Someone seem to be slightly smitten, sweet southern sister. Your spectacular, stylish, superduper smile succesfully seduced several site stalkers. See ya!

A perfectly intimidating combination of smarts and incendiary looks.

Little green candy
for the red readed lady.
'Cause haikus are fun.

I'm thoroughly impressed by the headband story, Ms Macgyver.

I wanted to sound sophisticated and give her a compliment in French, but it turns out "adorable" is spelled the same.

Smart and hot, which I think should be called... smot.

She's smart and fun to perform social experiments with.

Absolutly adorable. Eminently incendiary. Some other two word combination.