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A_Hole_Puncher
29 / M / Straight / Single
Greensboro, North Carolina
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Witness protection names
Sometimes I dream about being in the witness protection program, and getting a new identity. Mostly because I think it'd be awesome to pick out my new name. I've come up with some potential future-names which I shall list now for no good reason.
- Ezikiel Manhammer
- Tiberious Hardface
- Dallas Dragonblood
- Russle McNinjatits
- Chuck Skythrust
- Deacon Beefwhistle
- Fist Hotwings
- Nero Masterkick
- Ruger Shirtstab
- Awesome McReallyawesome
- Pubert Fishtrumpet
I'm not so sure about those last few. They may need some work.
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