A_I_R
29 Los Angeles, CA
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My self-summary
Quick note: I rarely message on OKC. Its hard to break through the hundreds of messages you get. Besides, your inbox is probably full of creeps and dick pics anyways.

ENFP.

- I'm 28, born July 2nd
- Born & raised in Gary, IN
- Lived in Chicago. Then Atlanta. Now LA.
- When my phone rings, it will always play "Supernova Girl". PROTO ZOA FOREVER!
- Obsessed with Marilyn Monroe
- Thinks that My Bloody Valentine - Loveless is indeed the best album EVER
What I’m doing with my life
To pay the bills, I smile a lot and make pre-prohibition cocktails in DTLA.
I’m really good at
Writing, be it lyrics or just random thoughts. I also have the ability to remember 90% of pop culture that happened in the past 5 years.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blah blah blah height blah blah blah septum blah blah blah tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: On the Road, Women, Insatiable, Bossypants, Post Office, Love Is A Mixtape, Tucker Max (I know, I know, don't judge me), Slaughterhouse Five, any (and I mean ANY) Chuck Klosterman and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies: Amelie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, Half-Baked, Pineapple, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Videodrome, Blue Velvet

TV: Parks & Recreation, Louie, Archer, Coupling, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers

Music: My holy trinity is Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, and Nirvana.

Food: Sushi is such a clichè choice, but I do legitimately love it. Any breakfast sandwich that ends with "bagel" or "McGriddle."
The six things I could never do without
Strong drinks, something to read, Netflix/Hulu, Grubhub, feedly.com, wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Booze. Music. Movies. Race relations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Behind the bar. If not, front of a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I have a pretty bad hair fetish. Its the first thing I usually notice on women and the first thing that attracts me to them.
You should message me if
You're bored. You think everything Thom Yorke does is amazing. You can count to 10 in 5 languages. Or, if I can indulge my shallow side, if you're hot.

You shouldn't message me if:
- You're religious
- You're homophobic (Can't deal with ignorance)
- You aren't interested in intellectual conversation (occasionally peppered with talk of ridiculous pop culture and fart jokes)
- You're closed-minded with regards to music.
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