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29 Alpharetta, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quick note: I rarely message on OKC. Its hard to break through the hundreds of messages you get. Besides, your inbox is probably full of creeps and dick pics anyways.


- I'm 28, born July 2nd
- Born & raised in Gary, IN
- Lived in Chicago. Now Atlanta.
- When my phone rings, it will always play "Supernova Girl". PROTO ZOA FOREVER!
- Obsessed with Marilyn Monroe
- Thinks that My Bloody Valentine - Loveless is indeed the best album EVER
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
To pay the bills, I smile a lot and make pre-prohibition cocktails in Johns Creek.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, be it lyrics or just random thoughts. I also have the ability to remember 90% of pop culture that happened in the past 5 years.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Blah blah blah height blah blah blah septum blah blah blah tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Authors: On the Road, Women, Insatiable, Bossypants, Post Office, Love Is A Mixtape, Tucker Max (I know, I know, don't judge me), Slaughterhouse Five, any (and I mean ANY) Chuck Klosterman and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies: Amelie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, Half-Baked, Pineapple, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Videodrome, Blue Velvet

TV: Parks & Recreation, Louie, Archer, Coupling, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers

Music: My holy trinity is Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, and Nirvana.

Food: Sushi is such a clichè choice, but I do legitimately love it. Any breakfast sandwich that ends with "bagel" or "McGriddle."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Strong drinks, something to read, Netflix/Hulu, Grubhub,, wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Booze. Music. Movies. Race relations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Behind the bar. If not, front of a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I have a pretty bad hair fetish. Its the first thing I usually notice on women and the first thing that attracts me to them.
You should message me if
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You're bored. You think everything Thom Yorke does is amazing. You can count to 10 in 5 languages. Or, if I can indulge my shallow side, if you're hot.

You shouldn't message me if:
- You're religious
- You're homophobic (Can't deal with ignorance)
- You aren't interested in intellectual conversation (occasionally peppered with talk of ridiculous pop culture and fart jokes)
- You're closed-minded with regards to music.