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28 M Atlanta, GA

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Last Online
Today – 12:17pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Quick note: I rarely message on OKC. Its hard to break through the hundreds of messages you get. Besides, your inbox is probably full of creeps and dick pics anyways.


"I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic. Yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, its called murder?"
If you know what movie this is from, you have my friendship eternally.

- I'm 27, born July 2nd
- Born & raised in Gary, IN
- Lived in Chicago. Now Atlanta.
- When my phone rings, it will always play the sweet melody of Microbe and their eternal hit "Supernova Girl". PROTO ZOA FOREVER!
- An obsession with Marilyn Monroe that's a bit intense
- Owner of the most organized iTunes ever
- Thinks that My Bloody Valentine - Loveless is indeed the best album EVER
- Thinks bullet points & lists are amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
To pay the bills, I smile a lot and make people margaritas in Castleberry Hill.

Free time consists of writing, writing, and more writing. It's my fun time activity.
I’m really good at
Writing, be it lyrics or just random thoughts. I also have the ability to remember 90% of pop culture that happened in the past 5 years.
The first things people usually notice about me
Blah blah blah height blah blah blah septum blah blah blah tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: On the Road, Women, Bossypants, Post Office, Love Is A Mixtape, Tucker Max (I know, I know, don't judge me), Slaughterhouse Five, any (and I mean ANY) Chuck Klosterman and Chuck Palahniuk.

Movies: Amelie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch (Notice a trend here?), Half-Baked, Anchors Aweigh, Pineapple Express, Friday Night Lights, Wall-E, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Life of Brian, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal Jacket, Clerks, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, The Girl Can't Help It, Videodrome, Blue Velvet

TV Shows: Parks & Recreation, Community, Friday Night Lights, Louie, Archer, Wilfred, Coupling, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers

Music: Normally this where I'd say everything, but if we're being specific, Nirvana, Bloc Party, Royce Da 5'9, Elliott Smith, Murs, Atmosphere, Goodbooks, Luomo, Thursday, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, The Weeknd, Lady Gaga, Girl Unit, Hudson Mohawke, SBTRKT, The Joy Formidable, Kevin Gates and many MANY more.

Food: Sushi is such a clichè choice, but I do legitimately love it. Any breakfast sandwich that ends with "bagel" or "McGriddle." Also, I really really love trying exotic foods, even if occasionally my body hates me for it.
The six things I could never do without
The extra limb that is my iPhone

A novel of some sort

A notebook to compose my thoughts

A nice, strong drink (usually something whiskey based, although I'll pretty much drink anything with alcohol)

My Netflix/Hulu account

My never ending wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random tangents that my brain decides to go off on. For example, I'm sure I spent a solid hour thinking about why referring to midgets as "little people" pisses me off. Or who determined what to name colors. Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why isn't Chris Elliott more famous?
On a typical Friday night I am
Out drinking, enjoying all sides of the nightlife. Be it with my metal friends, hipster buddies, or the hair-gel and popped collar crowd.

If I'm not feeling the night scene, I'm at home watching some obscure TV show/movie I downloaded, eating chips and salsa or listening to a new album.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I have a pretty bad hair fetish. Its the first thing I usually notice on women and the first thing that attracts me to them. Its kind of ridiculous.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're bored. You think everything Thom Yorke does is amazing. You can count to 10 in 5 languages. Or, if I can indulge my shallow side, if you're hot.

You shouldn't message me if:
- You're religious
- You're homophobic (Can't deal with ignorance)
- You aren't interested in intellectual conversation (occasionally peppered with talk of ridiculous pop culture and fart jokes)
- You're closed-minded with regards to music.