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55 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 21, 2013
Asian, Other
Body Type
English, Sanskrit (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The Knightly Report 2013-06-21

Photos have been taken down, up for 1M*****, Q****** and h*******, but now gone.)

Stop kidding yourself. A lot of the guys here are looking for REAL connection and REAL substance. If you are just looking to find some proverbial hunk to show off to your friends, etc..., just say so. That will save a lot of time and effort from guys who think people are being honest.

If you are honestly looking for the things other than the first two items after "Last Online", then don't be so afraid to start a dialogue with me or anyone else. We work on being the best we can be. No one can change what they can't change... so how important are those things?

Apparently it's all about height and ethnicity online... Both are not alterable, so if one is not in the marketed "target" then, there's no point in being here. Have fun looking for the 6ft and locally privileged. We've stepped back into grade school mentality, and I for one am not interested in those games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not wasting anymore time online where all the real attributes can't be seen. The only things men are judged on here is height and ethnicity. The rest is just rationalization to make the judge feel better.

Squeezing every last drop out of it. Redefining "bad" all around the world: London, New York, Paris, Vega$, Nanaimo, etc... who's next?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Making" money and spending it on real women in the real world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How fantastic a bit of Diesel smells.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite food = Breakfast
Favorite movies = Homemade
Favorite Shows = Test Patterns
Favorite Music = White Noise
Favorite Book = Matches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A good original alibi.
2. A distraction (that's where you may fit in)
3. A getaway vehicle with several good escape routes.
4. A backup plan.
5. Awesome firepower.

...and if all else fails...
6. The best legal council money can buy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The current heist.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about the next heist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell me your secret first...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are really good at purring like a kitten

- You don't have "Goddess" or "Princess" in your name (because the first is really a fantasy and the latter do not have to be so demonstrative). Self-aggrandizement easily slips into delusion.
- Unlike those who only "think" they are adventurous and "love meeting new people", you actually live what you say (it's pretty rare online).
- You are actually smiling in a photograph.
- You aren't wearing sunglasses or otherwise hiding your face in your main profile pic (saying you are honest and open, and living it are two different things).
- You understand that it's all about what you do with what you have, and not what you got by chance.