Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The Knightly Report 2013-06-21
Photos have been taken down, up for 1M*****, Q****** and h*******,
but now gone.)
Stop kidding yourself. A lot of the guys here are looking for REAL
connection and REAL substance. If you are just looking to find some
proverbial hunk to show off to your friends, etc..., just say so.
That will save a lot of time and effort from guys who think people
are being honest.
If you are honestly looking for the things other than the first two
items after "Last Online", then don't be so afraid to start a
dialogue with me or anyone else. We work on being the best we can
be. No one can change what they can't change... so how important
are those things?
Apparently it's all about height and ethnicity online... Both are
not alterable, so if one is not in the marketed "target" then,
there's no point in being here. Have fun looking for the 6ft and
locally privileged. We've stepped back into grade school mentality,
and I for one am not interested in those games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not wasting anymore time online where all the real
attributes can't be seen. The only things men are judged on here is
height and ethnicity. The rest is just rationalization to make the
judge feel better.
Squeezing every last drop out of it. Redefining "bad" all around
the world: London, New York, Paris, Vega$, Nanaimo, etc... who's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Making" money and spending it on real women in the real world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How fantastic a bit of Diesel smells.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite food = Breakfast
Favorite movies = Homemade
Favorite Shows = Test Patterns
Favorite Music = White Noise
Favorite Book = Matches
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A good original alibi.
2. A distraction (that's where you may fit in)
3. A getaway vehicle with several good escape routes.
4. A backup plan.
5. Awesome firepower.
...and if all else fails...
6. The best legal council money can buy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about the next heist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tell me your secret first...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are really good at purring like a kitten
- You don't have "Goddess" or "Princess" in your name (because the
first is really a fantasy and the latter do not have to be so
demonstrative). Self-aggrandizement easily slips into
- Unlike those who only "think" they are adventurous and "love
meeting new people", you actually live what you say (it's pretty
- You are actually smiling in a photograph.
- You aren't wearing sunglasses or otherwise hiding your face in
your main profile pic (saying you are honest and open, and living
it are two different things).
- You understand that it's all about what you do with what you
have, and not what you got by chance.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.