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A_Real_Humdinger

29 New Brunswick, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a friendly nomad who jumps at chances but not to conclusions, and sometimes off of buildings.

A music enthusiast with a love of science and a penchant for cracking jokes, I use "yes, and..." maybe more than I should. My family is huge, and I've been close with them since forever. Just part of growing up in Alabama, I suppose, but then so is liking sweet tea and that never took. Anyway, I've been everywhere like Johnny Cash, with plans to go everywhere else. I like working out and eating healthy, but my favorite day of the week is cheat day. I had fun running once so I keep doing it hoping it'll happen again.

Just to make sure you enjoy your time here, I've included some interesting animal facts. For instance, did you know it's against Swiss law to keep guinea pigs alone? They have a program that provides a guinea pig companion to keep a lonely guinea pig company if its partner dies.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a nuclear submarine officer by trade. It does a good job of financing my crippling music habit (up to 12 guitars now...), but I'm way too Type B to do it forever. I recently finished my final deployment, so my days at sea are over for good. Man that feels weird to say.

Navy still has me for a little longer, but on the side I'm busy working on my MBA and laying the foundation for civilian life in the entertainment industry. That's still a couple of years away, but I get excited thinking about it.

A pod of Bottlenose Dolphins cooperatively fish with fishermen in the town of Laguna, Brazil. The dolphins herd mullet toward the shore and signal the fishermen to cast their nets. Town records say that the dolphins and fishermen have been cooperating since 1847.
I’m really good at
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I'm pretty kickass at party games (Taboo, Cranium, etc.) but I don't get too competitive about it. I play a mean steering wheel drum, I make friends quickly, and I know millions of bad jokes (what did the ceiling fan say to the ceiling?).

Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I finally read Princess Bride, and I think it may be the only book that's actually worse than the movie. My favorite book of all time is Boy's Life by Robert McCammon, and I'll talk Harry Potter all day if you're up for it. I don't usually brag like this, but I'd also like to add that I once almost understood something David Foster Wallace wrote.

Movies: I'll watch just about anything. Explosions and dinosaurs help a lot, but if there's even the semblance of a plot and I don't hate the characters then I'm in.

Music: Every genre has something to teach us about music, so I switch it up a lot. Most recently I've been using Pandora to catch up on all the old school hip hop I missed. I also have a mild-to-moderate man-crush on Chris Thile of Nickel Creek (et al). My go-to standards include Led Zeppelin, Claude Debussy, Sinatra, Herbie Hancock, Iron & Wine, Andy McKee, Tool, John Mayer (this ties for Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit), and Jump, Little Children.

Food: I'm a really picky eater, but I'm trying to get better. A plate of collard greens still makes me more nervous than jumping off a 600' building did, though.

A flamingo can only eat when its head is upside down.
The six things I could never do without
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-Freedom for spontaneity. Whether it's a no reservations solo trip to New Zealand, touring across the country with a band, or driving around all day to find that one winery with the pear cider we liked so much, I love the uncertainty and the sense of accomplishment when it's all over.

-My ridiculous good luck. Things just seem to work out for me, and I'm pretty sure that's why I've survived everything so far.

-Google Maps. It's the best, even if it doesn't know the name of that winery.

-Music! A thousand times music--it's my therapy and my release, and I get all poetical when I talk about it. This is probably the only one I really couldn't do without.

-A really good shower. It's whatever you need, whether that's a concert hall, a sauna, or a quiet place to relive conversations the way they should have gone, dammit.

-All the smoothies. I might have a problem.

The arctic fox became the only indigenous land mammal in Iceland after taking an ice bridge there during the Little Ice Age.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pimp My Ride should do a "Where are they Now" episode.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I really like hanging out at jazz/blues clubs with good whiskey cocktails and better conversation. I'm always up for a concert or a play, but it can be hard to beat buzzed Cards Against Humanity with friends.

When a rabbit is happy it will sometimes jump in the air twist it's body. This is called a binky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently saw a woman pull some serious PowerPoint trickery and thought, "wow, that was hot." Getting older can be strange.

Dogs will sneeze to tell other dogs that they're playing, so when they're playing rough it doesn't turn into a fight.
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Pom-pom Crabs are named for their tendency to wave around stinging sea anemones in their claws to protect themselves against predators.

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