I make music software, I play the electric guitar, I live in Berlin but I don't speak German. I enjoy poorly impersonating Richard Nixon, in French. There is no consensus on how my accent sounds, some say it sounds kind of Irish/British and some think I sound like Niko Bellic (a Serb) lol. Apparently I look about 5 years younger than I really am, don't be fooled!
I like talking to people from anywhere, preferably in their language. I like talking to Arabs so I can learn greetings and insults from them (salam ya ebn el hmar abuk! lol), I like talking to Indonesians because Google Translate works really well in Indonesian and I like talking to Kurds because they don't expect anyone to know any Kurdish (slaw, hemam li ku ye? zor supas giyan!). I enjoy reading things written in Cyrillic, for fun. So yeah I like to pretend I know languages, it's fun when it works.
I'm pretty facetious, sadly too often some people take me seriously. I like making myself sound like a jackass (I'm holding back big time on this profile, you should see my profile on that other site...). I'm easily amused.
Oh and according to OKCupid's Staff Robot I'm one mean ass anemic ungeeky romantic capitalist who's quite creative. Yay me? I'm not sure the mean part is true though, and I sure get a lot of things done for someone so much "less energetic" than others, but "romantic capitalist" sure suits me well, even though I'm also a celibate socialist lol...