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Hello, I'm a French person.
I make music software, I play the electric guitar, I live in
Berlin. Sometimes I sound more Irish than French, sometimes more...
slavic... Seems like my face reached its final form about 8 years
ago, now that I'm 29 I like to tell people my age just to see their
reactions, some people look genuinely shocked.
I have my issues with English pronunciation, it has its quirks.
While some go for a swim in the sea I go to the bitch, or so people
hear me say. When there's a heatwave and people overheat I guess I
just float a few inches above a dinner table and hovereat. Last
year some girl borrowed bed linen from me and never returned it, I
was upset for a while, now I wouldn't give a sheet anymore.
I'm pretty facetious, sadly too often some people take me
seriously. I like making myself sound like a jackass (I'm holding
back big time on this profile, you should see my profile on that
other site...). I'm easily amused.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in Berlin now, I'm gonna move to Poland (Wrocław) soonish.
Before that I used to live in different places in Europe and even
Lebanon. Ask me about it! Or don't.
I have my own business. I'm the boss!
I’m really good at
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Doing my job. Writing too much. Grammer. Making myself laugh. Being
refreshingly honest. Cross-synergizing revenue streams. Chilling
AND relaxing all at once, or as I like to call it, relaxching (I'm
still working on that).
I'm good at having my own way of doing everything, like for example
using the software I've made to analyse the notes in a song, play
them with my guitar (with my own tuning, AC#FAC#F) and write them
down on a piece of paper using numbers from 0 to 11. Sometimes I
play phone numbers with my guitar, it inspires me (I just realised
how great an excuse this is to ask someone's phone number).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, French, smart. Yep that pretty much sums up any reason why
anyone cares to talk with me in the first place haha. I've got a
butt-chin, do people notice that? I'm sure they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like good food, I'm learning to make food, like endive salads or
turkey with a sauce made with cooked Madeira wine, fresh cream and
that sauce thickening thing, or escalope de veau panée au citron
(breaded veal scallop with squeezed lemon?)!
I love reading books, the last book I read was Miffy at the Zoo
fascinating and enlightening allegory of multiculturalism and
neo-colonial attitudes in European countries, highly recommended! I
also enjoy reading post-structuralist philosophy: Jacques Derrida
, Gilles Deleuze
Stop everything, I too like Breaking Bad
! I know, what are the
odds! You know what's not odd? Breaking Bad, haven't seen anything
like it since The
. Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen, except
maybe The Wire. I will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Originality. Haha just kidding, I mean "Air and water"
-Equanimity (in the stoic sense). Too many people are utterly
unequanimous and spend their life being vainly upset at things that
are entirely beyond their control and can only cope by seeking an
illusion of influence.
-Funny TV shows
-Wikipedia, I just love reading it ALL!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know, probably learning new interesting things. Like, did
you know that if you have a tree you need to apply a new layer of
bark on it every year? It's called barking up, apparently that's
how they get these concentric circles inside. Some kinds of trees
don't need that though, and you can even do a lot of damage if
you're barking up the wrong tree. They don't teach you that in
school, or anywhere really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It bums me out that it seems that most people look for someone with
certain traits instead of someone with whom you'd naturally have an
outstanding relationship with regardless of individual traits. And
since I have several traits desired by most I feel like many people
like me because of those traits they see in me when sometimes they
shouldn't even like me at all because we don't naturally get along
so well, so I feel like those types of relations are forced and
vacuous, and it gets in my way of having relationships that feel
It's like being the woman with the most irresistible physique in
the world, all the guys who would talk to you would be too blinded
by their desire for you that nothing could derail them in their
quest to be with you, not even you having nothing to say or even
being mean. So all your relations with men would be completely
hollow and worse, devoid of any empathy for you (hunters don't
empathise with their prey), and in the end you'd feel more alone
than you would if you looked much less remarkable, plus you feel
like you're interchangeable with someone who shares the same
traits, so you don't even feel special. So I kind of feel that way
(in a less extreme way of course) about most people who like me, I
don't get why they like me so much since our relationship isn't
naturally all that amazing, I get that there are things about me
that they like but I don't think those are good reasons to actually
like someone, and that gets in the way of me connecting with
anyone. Not to mention how incomprehensible and erratic the
behaviour of the people who like you for those types of reason can
be, like when they don't get what they expect, or that their
interest seemingly wanes after nothing happens/evolves for a
Oh, and Twilight was great!
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En puissance intellectuelle on va voir ce que tu vaux. C’est une
devinette. Si six scies scient six cyprès, combien de scies scient
six cent six cyprès?
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