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28 Berlin, Germany Man


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  • Ages 19–33
  • Located anywhere
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  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Today – 9:10am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
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Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm a French person.

I make music software, I play the electric guitar, I live in Berlin but I don't speak German. I enjoy poorly impersonating Richard Nixon, in French. There is no consensus on how my accent sounds, some say it sounds kind of Irish/British and some think I sound like Niko Bellic (a Serb). Apparently I look no more than 80% as old as I really am.

I like talking to people from anywhere, preferably in their language. I like talking to Arabs so I can learn greetings and insults from them (mar7aba ya ebn el hmar abuk!), I like talking to Indonesians because Google Translate works really well in Indonesian and I like talking to Kurds because they don't expect anyone to know any Kurdish (slaw, hemam li ku ye? zor supas giyan!). I enjoy reading things written in Cyrillic, for fun, and I'm slowly trying to learn the Armenian alphabet. Բէաութիֆուլ! I like to pretend I know languages, it's fun when it works.

I'm pretty facetious, sadly too often some people take me seriously. I like making myself sound like a jackass (I'm holding back big time on this profile, you should see my profile on that other site...). I'm easily amused.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in Berlin now. Before that I used to live in different places in Europe and even Lebanon. Ask me about it! Or don't.

I work from wherever my computer is, I have my own business making mostly music software, it's like a hobby that pays well enough, that's nice. I'm also on a sort of learning binge, I learn lots of new things, it seems the more I learn the better I become at learning, I think this is something that most adults miss out on, after you learn your job you just kind of stop learning.
I’m really good at
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Doing my job. Writing too much. Grammer. Making myself laugh. Eating slow. Being refreshingly honest. Cross-synergizing revenue streams. Chilling AND relaxing all at once, or as I like to call it, relaxching (I'm still working on that).

I'm good at having my own way of doing everything, like for example using the software I've made to analyse the notes in a song, play them with my guitar (with my own tuning, AC#FAC#F) and write them down on a piece of paper using numbers from 0 to 11. Sometimes I play phone numbers with my guitar, it inspires me (I just realised how great an excuse this is to ask someone's phone number).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall, French, smart. Yep that pretty much sums up any reason why anyone cares to talk with me in the first place lol. I write lol a lot, lol. I've got a butt-chin, do people notice that? I'm sure they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like good food, I'm learning to make food, like endive salads or turkey with a sauce made with cooked Madeira wine, fresh cream and that sauce thickening thing, or escalope de veau panée au citron (breaded veal scallop with squeezed lemon?)!

I like funk, jazz (I do NOT like Miles Davis though), blues, 1960s soul, latin/afro-cuban and old rap music. Country music and some rock is cool too. I don't really like any music from this century. I'll play anything on my guitar though, even classical music.

I love reading books, the last book I read was Miffy at the Zoo by Dick Bruna, a fascinating and enlightening allegory of multiculturalism and neo-colonial attitudes in European countries, highly recommended! I also enjoy reading post-structuralist philosophy: Jacques Derrida, Gilles Deleuze, Jaden Smith.

Stop everything, I too like Breaking Bad! I know, what are the odds! You know what's not odd? Breaking Bad, haven't seen anything like it since The Wire. Breaking Bad is the best show I've ever seen, except maybe The Wire. I will never stop talking about Breaking Bad or The Wire.

Oh sorry, were you looking for a plain enumeration of shows I like? Blackadder, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, Allo Allo, That '70s Show, Mad Men, The Simpsons (yes, even the new ones, they're not that bad), Robot Chicken (omg Robot Chicken, get a clue and watch this ), Les Shadoks, Futurama, the first 3 seasons of SpongeBob SquarePants, the first 5 seasons of South Park (it became utterly unwatchable years ago), How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock (except the last season, I mean really, Dr. Spaceman gets abducted by G men because he's surprisedly appointed surgeon general of the US?!? Oh yeah, spoiler alert...), the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, John Oliver's thingie, Saturday Night Live (even though it reached a new low) and so on and so on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Originality. Haha just kidding, I mean "Air and water"
-Equanimity (in the stoic sense). Too many people are utterly unequanimous and spend their life being vainly upset at things that are entirely beyond their control and can only cope by seeking an illusion of influence.
-Funky music
-Funny TV shows
-Wikipedia, I just love reading it ALL!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to underthink more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having lunch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It bums me out that it seems that most people look for someone with certain traits instead of someone with whom you'd naturally have an outstanding relationship with regardless of individual traits. And since I have several traits desired by most I feel like many people like me because of those traits they see in me when sometimes they shouldn't even like me at all because we don't naturally get along so well, so I feel like those types of relations are forced and vacuous, and it gets in my way of having relationships that feel real.

It's like being the woman with the most irresistible physique in the world, all the guys who would talk to you would be too blinded by their desire for you that nothing could derail them in their quest to be with you, not even you having nothing to say or even being mean. So all your relations with men would be completely hollow and worse, devoid of any empathy for you (hunters don't empathise with their prey), and in the end you'd feel more alone than you would if you looked much less remarkable, plus you feel like you're interchangeable with someone who shares the same traits, so you don't even feel special. So I kind of feel that way (in a less extreme way of course) about most people who like me, I don't get why they like me so much since our relationship isn't naturally all that amazing, I get that there are things about me that they like but I don't think those are good reasons to actually like someone, and that gets in the way of me connecting with anyone. Not to mention how incomprehensible and erratic the behaviour of the people who like you for those types of reason can be, like when they don't get what they expect, or that their interest seemingly wanes after nothing happens/evolves for a while.

Oh, and Twilight was great!
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Nice one OKCupid, everyone knows that women here don't send the first message (PMs excluded), that's just not a thing. But feel free to be an exception!

Hey, what's with all the people whose username ends in "fromspace", is it like a secret signal?

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