I make music software, I play the electric guitar, I live in Berlin but I don't speak German. I enjoy poorly impersonating Richard Nixon, in French. There is no consensus on how my accent sounds, some say it sounds kind of Irish/British and some think I sound like Niko Bellic (a Serb). Apparently I look no more than 80% as old as I really am.
I like talking to people from anywhere, preferably in their language. I like talking to Arabs so I can learn greetings and insults from them (mar7aba ya ebn el hmar abuk!), I like talking to Indonesians because Google Translate works really well in Indonesian and I like talking to Kurds because they don't expect anyone to know any Kurdish (slaw, hemam li ku ye? zor supas giyan!). I enjoy reading things written in Cyrillic, for fun, and I'm slowly trying to learn the Armenian alphabet. Բէաութիֆուլ! I like to pretend I know languages, it's fun when it works.
I'm pretty facetious, sadly too often some people take me seriously. I like making myself sound like a jackass (I'm holding back big time on this profile, you should see my profile on that other site...). I'm easily amused.