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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Black, Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Other but it’s not important
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to dance to the crackle of electrodes and sing along with switches activating stiff-legged golems.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Do I really have to take this thing seriously and pretend that I actually want to tell the world what I do with my life? Really, that's an actual question. Tell me.

If you use the context clues, I'm sure you can figure it out. I believe in you.

Is this what we are now?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
90% of the things I do. The other ten I suck at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pigeon toes. (Cramps references) It's the way I walk.

About half the year I have a giant beard. Just gonna have to ask which state I'm in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a degree that says I've read a lot of books. So now I just read comics.

Movies: big cineophile here. So yeah, movies.

Peaking Lights, Sublime Frequencies, Birthday Party, Ducktails, Cowards, Peter and the Wolf, Pure X, Rayon Beach, Slug Guts.
Stereotypical punk bullshit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Green smoothies.
Weirdos/next level humans.
Something that makes music.
Personal space.
Beef Jerky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Relevance vs gimmick. Love as spontaneity. The unification of literature and the active soul. Tragedy vs passion. Am I tall enough?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working or at/playing a show. Most Fridays I'm doing both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got arrested for throwing food at McDonald's. I figured it was legal, cause I bought the food. No one is ever on a protesters side.
You should message me if
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You're a free witch with no guilt.

Def speak up if you wanna talk tattoos, music, voodoo, witchcraft, occult buisness, illuminati, cthullu, aliens, ghosts, ghouls, golems, or anything dark.