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A_boy_nd_a_girl

26 Melbourne, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Bi women only
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Orientation
Straight
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Education
Working on space camp
Job
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Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're a dude and a dudette looking for another dudette. Pretty simple.

Re us. The Dude writes. The Lady waits. Both enjoy reading. Both enjoy staring at leaves and dancing like it's 1997.

We're quite sane. We're also a real (actual) couple and we're very much in love.

Basically, we're looking for a girl who'd wanna get baked with us while listening to Massive Attack, and follow that with crackers and wine. If cuddles ensue, huzzah. If not, so be it. Friends may have been made, fun times may have been had, que sera, sera. Small chitchat is of course also welcome. Chitchat may consist of the following topics: Where's Wally? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? She said what? Why are circles so edgy? Who's on first?

If you're curious (ladies), send us a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making new words with it: File. Ilfe. Elif. But on a serious note, it's getting tricky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being alive. Take that, death.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Neither of us are human. We're actually turtles that speak English.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Where's Wally? Ain't never found that tricksy, stripy bastard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why 6?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The things. Chiefly, Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. In this case, clown is a synonym for life. Life is the eater, and I its meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing. Walking, probably. Certainly sitting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We both have webbed feet. (No we don't.)
You should message me if
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A) You're female. B) Refer to A. C) If you wanna.