So right! As a man, my general interests include chest pounding, taking shirtless pictures of my sculpted pectorals, harsh physical labor, lifting weights, guns and cars, sports (foooseball!), and drinking beers as I neglect my girlfriend while she impatiently watches me play video games with my annoying, obnoxious drunken friends.
No. Not really. None of those. Those guys are selfish idiots.
To be honest about myself, I'm fairly shy, but I'm outgoing and quick with a joke or a corny pun once you get to know me. Admittedly I'm a mega-dork. I like stuff like video games, comic characters and poke'mon. The fact I used an apostrophe to spell poke'mon confirms my undeniable dorkdom.
I also tend to be very liberal on the borders of gender (Though admittedly, politically I am an independent.). What I mean by this is that I'm open to dating/meeting/befriending someone either biologically female, or transgender.
Now for some fun facts about me! As if this weren't TL:DR enough.
-Never been to a strip club. Just a very depressing atmosphere if you ask me. I'd just feel bad for the women there. That and I'd feel like a baboon paying someone to pretend I'm not a repulsive idiot paying for their affection.
-I like to draw and write! I want to stress that again. In case there's someone else like that! Hint-hint.
-I'm nice, but not 'nice guy.'
You know, that bitter archetype.
I've been friend-zoned and been completely alright with it, and like-wise, I've friend-zoned some people as well. That kind of thing is a matter of opinion and compatibility. No sense being bitter about it, at least that's my opinion.
-I know it sounds cliche, but I believe in inner beauty rather than outer beauty. I think nothing is more ugly than an attractive person full of unwarranted self importance and a personality as interesting as a two-by-four.