I'm just a Kevin Federline looking for his Britney.
Here's a Pun: How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh? Ten tickles.
I create things sometimes. I wouldn't call myself an artist because it's purely for amusement and I'll never charge for commissioned work. I do it to wind down and relax. I don't like to call it Art, it's called "Ert". Ert is Art's annoying little brother that tries to emulate everything he does. If you're using the website and not the app, you can see the nerdy paintings in my photos.
I have my own car, I feel like that's kind of rare in Portland.
I'm 5'10" and 3/4ths but I usually round up to 6'7".
I'm from New Hampshire. I live in SouthEast Portland (Sellwood) now.
4 out of 5 nights I cook my own food.
There's a smutty romance novel where the main character's name is the same as mine. I own 6 copies.
I only selected 'New Friends' because 'New Seinfeld' wasn't an option.
I have a craving for homemade froyo so buying bananas and such and freezing them is what I'm doing with my life today.
Eating all of your discarded black licorice jellybeans.
Front flips on trampolines.
Books: Autobiographies and things that remind me of my childhood.
Movies: I will literally watch anything except for another Fast and Furious movie. I have such a man-crush on Dwayne The Rock Johnson but Fast Five and Six were pure hot garbage.
TV: Netflix and Hulu powerwatching. I'm pretty sure Game of Thrones and Adventure Time are set in the same universe. I wish there was infinite episodes of My Strange Addiction and Catfish.
Music: I need to be able to either dance to it, or stare out a window on a rainy day to it. I don't like country music, but I don't want to denigrate those that do. If you like country music: denigrate means 'put down'.
A girl once wrote an erotic fan-fiction starring me and read it on Huffington Post Live and wrote an article for XO Jane about it. Seriously.
If we go out let's agree to not have a "job interview" date. Hard to avoid sometimes but UGH!! Amiright?
Ideally I just want someone that will laugh at bronys, neckbeards, bros and juggalos with me.