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52 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Not at all
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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OPEN RELATIONSHIP DISCLAIMER; I put "single" because an Open relationship is another form of single when both sides agree. It takes a ton of self confidence. We both understand that at anytime we can be taken away by someone that makes us happier. I could go back to monogamy at anytime if I found the right person. But she would have to have a serious sexual experimental side to her. The goal is to be the best that we can be for the other person, and if someone else comes along, then we encourage it, because we did the best that we could. We are secure enough with ourselves to allow the other to have their own happyness. That is real love. It is an act of selfLESSness. We don't have to control another persons actions to make us happy. Each of us are in charge of our own happiness and we encourage that for each other, so we are both dating. As long as any other sexual activity is safe, and we have deep enough trust that it is, then there is no reason not to encourage that.

WARNING: Don't attempt this all at once. Take it in smaller doses if need. It may cause mixed feelings, laughter, sadness, disgust, loose stools (probably not that), drowsiness, alertness and probably not farting, butt you may do that anyway. It contains off timed silliness and may hav a purposeful mispelt or made up word, phrase or concept. Only to keep ridgidizity (there's one now) low. If you are fully disgusted, please step away from the device and show all your friends how awful this is.

My ugly truths are NOT designed to attract the masses. Only the ones that will take me for me, & not try to change me into someone they want me to be. True happiness can only come from being allowed to be ourselves. Please sift yourself out if you have to live in everyone else's box and don't have your own ideals.

I have all my own strong straight teeth, but my smile hides them because I nearly have no lips. But what I do have will kiss you softly.

I am an active listener.

My twisted humor has been known to cause barfing but never diarrhea.

Life is serious, just not all of the time.

I've been a 12 step recovery person most of my life, so my growth is continuous. But I am far from a recovery Nazi.
Some of my best friends drink socially (and are rarely ever drunk).

I own a small bicycle repair shop and am a Union Journeyman Architectural Sheet Metal worker. So I know what hard work looks like.

I play a 6 string slappin pop hard funk bass.

My shoes or socks don't match, (except work & the like). I have 2 different feet. A left foot & a right foot. So, to dress them both the same just don't make sense. It makes as much sense as buying 2 cars that are identical. If this is a deal breaker for you (for most it is), please attempt out of the box thinking. That would never had allowed the airplane, the computer etc... Life is exciting when we get out of our comfort zone.

I wear ties in the cooler months with everything, or even nothing.

I love dollar tree goofball reading glasses.

I have a loud jacket-blazer collection.

I'm dating with no expectations for sex (at first). It keeps the anxiety low. Which puts a damper on the real chemistry. So, casual coffee-tea and convo, that's all that I'm expecting. It can take time for anything worthy. If it's right today, it'll be right in some time. Not to say that I don't like sex. On the contrary. Sex is a giant part of a healthy relationship. It should be treated openly, safe, respectfully, mutually, and with transparency to keep the excitement forever. So if you don't like sex, or use it as a bargaining chip to manipulate, then I am not your guy. But if you do like sex, then let's keep talking and see where it goes.

I don't drink/smoke/drug, but if you do, an occasional drink, if it is truly the case, is okay with me. It's the drunkenness or scheduled drinking that gets too much.

Please don't write if you smoke.

You must be health conscious and emotionally healthy.

If you're still reading up to this point, you must be somebody special.
Bye for now. Please write me back.
What I’m doing with my life
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New beginings with no drama.

I am assessing my capabilities, multiplying them by my interests, dividing them by my dreams and goals, minusing my mistakes, equaling a perfectly flawed life. In other words I am a work in progress and I am a Union Journeyman Architectural Sheet Metal worker.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking a shower
Love (as an action, not a feeling)
Giving (kinda the same thing)
Hacky sack (I was #3 in the world in 1981)
Farting (just seeing if I've lost you yet)
Putting my ankle behind my head (maybe)
Playing drums, bass, guitar and singing
Boating, tubing or anything water
Sewing with my own designs
The first things people usually notice about me
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My blue eyeballs
Warm and loving spirit (so I've been told alot)
My hair
My shoes & sox don't match. There's no rules (only that I have to wear something (unless I am riding a bike).
I don't dress to impress anyone but me, unless society makes me, at the right times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything Melody Beattie
The Basic Text
It Works How and Why
Alcoholics Anonymous
Anything that will better me from the inside

The Jerk
Anchor Man
Saw is too much (yet I will) but I don't mind horror
The Bond movies

Most anything
I can only do classical in small, live or loud doses
Anything George Clinton
Les Claypool
Anything funky.

Can be anything but I aim for healthy
I mostly eat nature, raw fruits, veggies, nuts & grains.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Water
2) Sleep
3) Food
4) Shower
5) Love making
6) Six more things (I don't have deep control issues, I just have an over active funny bone and its not connected to my elbow or my weiner)
7) Cuddling
8) Giving
9) Ties
10) Natures foods
11) My handset
12) And my p****,,, pe***, pen**,,, peni*,,, is this thing on? Ok, my funny bone (I said bone) can be connected to my weiner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If men don't say sex, they are lieing or their junk is broken. Learning, playing music and my future with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wanting to dance with someone special or get together with friends (that could be you) or going to a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My life is an open book and would tell anybody anything anytime. I live by the cliche' that "we are only as sick as our secrets". So I have none, as you will now learn.

I blow my nose on the street sometimes. To trap it on my face without proper cleanup is icky.

Some poor addiction choices caused my kids to be taken (neglect). I will be visiting but nothing will be permenent. The neglect was short but not short enough.

I have a mole on my junk. Its quite cute and I have funny stories to tell about it.

You should message me if
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You read me entirely, still find me fancy and see the oddballs as the most interesting.