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AaronRider

51 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: Don't attempt this all at once. Take it in smaller doses. It may cause mixed feelings, laughter, saddness, disgust, loose stools (probably not that), drowsyness, alertness and probably not farting, butt you may do that anyway. It contains off timed sillyness and may hav a purposeful mispelt or made up word, phrase or concept. Only to keep ridgetizity (there's one now) low. If you are fully disgusted, please show all your friends how awful this is.

My ugly truths are designed to attract only the one that will take me for me, & not try to change me into someone they want me to be.

I am an active listener.

My twisted humor has been known to cause barfing but never diarrea.

Life is serious, just not all of the time.

I've been a 12 step recovery person most of my life, so my growth is continuous.

I own a small bicycle repair-buy-sell-trade shop that I run out of my house.

I'm in school for addictions counseling

I play a 6 string slappin pop hard funk bass.

My shoes or sox don't match, (except work & the like). I have 2 differant feet. A left foot & a right foot. So, to dress them both the same just don't make sense. It makes as much sense as buying 2 cars that are identical.

I wear ties in the cooler months with everything, or even nothing.

I love dollar tree goofball reading glasses.

I have a loud jacket-blazer collection.

I'm dating with no expectations for sex (at first). It keeps the anxiety low. Which puts a damper on the real chemistry. So, casual coffee-tea and convo, that's all that I'm expecting. It takes time for anything worthy. If it's right today, it'll be right in some time. Not to say that I don't like sex. On the contrary. Sex is a giant part of healthy relationship, It should be treated respectfully to keep the excitement forever. So if you don't like sex, or use it as a bargaining chip to manipulate, then I am not your guy. But if you do like sex, then let's keep talking and see where it goes.

You must be clean is sober. An occational drink a cupla times a month if it is truly the case is ok with me. It's the drunkeness or scheduled drinking that's bunk.

Please don't write if you smoke at all.

You must be health conscious and emotionally healthy.

If you're still reading up to this point, you must be somebody special.
Bye for now. Please write me back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
New beginings with no drama.

My past has been construction managment. I am now in school (addictions couseling) assessing my capabilities, multiplying them by my interests, to divide by my dreams and goals, minus my mistakes, to equal a life yet to be understood. The journey is worth it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking a shower
Love (as an action, not a feeling)
Giving (kinda the same thing)
Hacky sack (I was #3 in the world in 1981)
Massaging
Farting (just seeing if I've lost you yet)
Acceptance
Putting my ankle behind my head (maybe)
Playing drums, bass, guitar and singing
Boating, tubing or anything water
Listening
Fitnesss
Yoga
Hiking
Sewing with my own designs
Dancing
SOMEBODY STOP ME
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My blue eyeballs
Warm and loving spirit (so I've been told alot)
My hair
My shoes & sox don't match. There's no rules (only that I have to wear something)
I don't dress to impress anyone but me, unless society makes me, at the right times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything Melody Beattie
The Basic Text
It Works How and Why
Alcoholics Anonymous
Anything that will better me from the inside

Movies:
The Jerk
Anchor Man
Ted
Saw is too much (yet I will) but I don't mind horror
The Bond movies

Music:
Most anything
I can do classical in small, live or loud doses
Anything George Clinton
Les Claypool
Anything funky.

Food:
Can be anything but I aim for healthy
I mostly eat nature, raw fruits, veggies, nuts & grains.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Water
2) Sleep
3) Food
4) Shower
5) Love making
6) Six more things (I don't have deep control issues, I just have an over active funny bone and its not connected to my elbow or my weiner)
7) Cuddling
8) Giving
9) Ties
10) Natures foods
11) My handset
12) And my p****,,, pe***, pen**,,, peni*,,, is this thing on? Ok, my funny bone (I said bone) can be connected to my weiner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If men don't say sex, they are lieing or their weiners are broken. Learning, playing music and my future with you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wanting to dance with someone special or get together with friends (that could be you) or going to a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life is an open book and would tell anybody anything anytime. I live by the cliche' that "we are only as sick as our secrets". So I have none, as you will now learn.

I only ride Tri-met and live on a student loans and a very small bicycle repair shop budget.

I blow my nose on the street sometimes. To trap it on my face without proper cleanup is icky.

Some poor addiction choices caused my kids to be taken (neglect). I will be visiting but nothing will be permenent. The neglect was short but not short enough.

I have a mole on my weiner. Its quite cute and I have funny stories to tell about it.

SOOMEBODY STOP ME!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 34–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read me entirely, still find me fancy and see the oddballs as the most interesting.