My ugly truths are NOT designed to attract the masses. Only the ones that will take me for me, & not try to change me into someone they want me to be. Please sift yourself out if you have to live in everyone elses box and don't have your own ideals.
I have all my own strong straight teeth, but my smile hides them because I nearly have no lips. But what I do have will kiss you softly.
I am an active listener.
My twisted humor has been known to cause barfing but never diarrea.
Life is serious, just not all of the time.
I've been a 12 step recovery person most of my life, so my growth is continuous.
I own a small bicycle repair shop out of my home, am in school for addictions counseling and do landscaping, so I am not rich.
I play a 6 string slappin pop hard funk bass.
My shoes or sox don't match, (except work & the like). I have 2 differant feet. A left foot & a right foot. So, to dress them both the same just don't make sense. It makes as much sense as buying 2 cars that are identical. If this is a deal breaker for you (for most it is), please attempt out of the box thinking. That would never had allowed the airplane, the computer etc... Life is exciting when we get out of our comfort zone.
I wear ties in the cooler months with everything, or even nothing.
I love dollar tree goofball reading glasses.
I have a loud jacket-blazer collection.
I'm dating with no expectations for sex (at first). It keeps the anxiety low. Which puts a damper on the real chemistry. So, casual coffee-tea and convo, that's all that I'm expecting. It can take time for anything worthy. If it's right today, it'll be right in some time. Not to say that I don't like sex. On the contrary. Sex is a giant part of healthy relationship. It should be treated respectfully, mutually, and with transparency to keep the excitement forever. So if you don't like sex, or use it as a bargaining chip to manipulate, then I am not your guy. But if you do like sex, then let's keep talking and see where it goes.
An occational drink, if it is truly the case, is ok with me. It's the drunkeness or scheduled drinking that gets too much.
Please don't write if you smoke.
You must be health conscious and emotionally healthy.
If you're still reading up to this point, you must be somebody special.
Bye for now. Please write me back.