Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So - updating to just 'looking for friends'- as there are a lot of
interesting and fun people on here...but my situation has changed
re: looking for more :)
Oh hello there, I didn't hear you come in.....
Thank you, yes, the operation went quite well, however the medical
community are still quite baffled as to how my flatmate Tyrone was
able to consume so much ornate hand crafted wicker furniture before
being apprehended by the police responding to the furniture store
break in overnight.
But on a more serious note (well slightly more serious), I’m a
pretty easy going person, the only thing I take ‘seriously’ in life
is work…and that;s so they continue to pay me so I can have fun,
other than that life’s not to complicated – and I don’t believe it
I’m the type of person that likes to make people laugh at things
they would usually find offensive or taboo. It’s a bit of a filter
or test, like the bicycle proficiency test – if you pass we’re
going to get along well,
I have very unique tastes, bit of a beer enthusiast, amine, music
of may genres, cinema and film (not Hollywood movies, but films)
and have plans to kick off a microbrewery in the next year with a
few good friends to combine our love for music with beer.
Love my family and friends, and currently looking to expand this
group of people until we reach the minimum number required to apply
for some sort of official Bolivian right wing national socialist
political party diplomatic immunity and overthrow the established
order of government.
If you got this far congratulations! - there are only seven more
rooms (not arranged in chronological order) to progress through in
order to meet the man behind the curtain.
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now - everything and anything I can possible imagine!!!
Previously - I'd spent what now feels like an entire age of earth
on little more than study, work, and a career until one day an
awesome friend (the best Jerry, the best!) made me realize I've
missed out on a lot of cool stuff - so now its time to
Working in IT - Project Management space; so no, I cant fix your
computer, I don't know how to cut code or test, and I don't have
quirky T-Shirts with some sort of hilarious reference to Pi.
To do - Live for each day, travel (currently planning a European
tour!), find adventure, meet new interesting people, and just
experience and enjoy everything life has to offer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making people laugh at things they truly believe at a level of
core values they should never find funny
- Saying the most inappropriate things in the most polite manner
and getting away with it
- Staying up too late on a school night
- Cooking for other people...the son of two chefs, who would have
- Conversation, I believe that Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things and Small people talk about other
people...I strive to mix greatness with nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm actually a hologram...no wait, that there's something a
bit different. But in a good way - the right type of person (one
who's passed the bicycle proficiency test) will pick up on the fact
they're going to be engaged and entertained.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Poe, Tolstoy, La Vey, Crowley - ahh the
Movies - Old school classics from when I was a kid; Chitty Chitty
Bang Bang, The Great Race, The Dark Crystal, Monty Pythoin. Plus
anything by Romero, Kurosawa, Melies, Fellini, Bergman, Kubrik,
Lang, and Chan - Wook.
Shows - The Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Bottom, Mighty
Boosh, The Office (British), Work Alcoholics, Always Sunny in
Philadelphia, Louis Theroux documentaries, TED, and Khan
Music - Anything with soul or purpose that makes you feel like
there's something magic, powerful or alive inside the notes.
Anything from Classical to Jazz, or Heavy Metal. Top 50 /
Mainstream doesn't do much for me I'm afraid.
Food - Thai, Indian or Italian are my favorite on the weekend, but
during the week its pretty healthy / clean eating to get the most
out of being back at the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Excellent Coffee first thing in the morning
2. Friends / Family - especially my niece and nephew, love being
the cool uncle
3. Making people laugh and smile
4. Inventing new words by amalgamating two existing ones to fit
more into a conversation - like 'Smapoose" = "Small" +
5. The belief that although I'm no longer a kid there's still some
sort of adventure to be found in life
6. Knowing it's never too late to do or have something you want,
just as long as you still want it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I think I 'should' be thinking about; work, money, mundane
things I need to do for next week...
Then I think this isn't satisfying, and my mind wanders off into a
nonsense bizarre unreality almost like a scene from the Mighty
Boosh or Monty Python - and order is restored
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing up at the gym as early as I can to get home, chill out
with my roommate and a few drinks, hit nearby a beer cafe or check
out a few bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have plans for world domination through the combined application
of both esoteric and non-esoteric occult magic rune symbols and a
highly modified Van der Graph static electric generation unit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your looking for a more interesting reply from then “hey, you’re
hot, lets hook-up”. If like me, your honest, genuine and perhaps a
little over the singles dating thing – happy to chat, make friends,
and if we ‘click’ catch-up some time, no games. Or if you think you
can pass the bicycle proficiency test and help me create new
amalgamated words for generations to come.
You probably shouldn't contact me if: you post photos of everything
you eat on Facebook via Instagram. Think that guys in drainpipe
jeans that look like Harry Potter are hot. Or believe in the
healing power of crystals.
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