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AaronStKilda

30 M Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So - updating to just 'looking for friends'- as there are a lot of interesting and fun people on here...but my situation has changed re: looking for more :)

Oh hello there, I didn't hear you come in.....

Thank you, yes, the operation went quite well, however the medical community are still quite baffled as to how my flatmate Tyrone was able to consume so much ornate hand crafted wicker furniture before being apprehended by the police responding to the furniture store break in overnight.

But on a more serious note (well slightly more serious), I’m a pretty easy going person, the only thing I take ‘seriously’ in life is work…and that;s so they continue to pay me so I can have fun, other than that life’s not to complicated – and I don’t believe it should be!

I’m the type of person that likes to make people laugh at things they would usually find offensive or taboo. It’s a bit of a filter or test, like the bicycle proficiency test – if you pass we’re going to get along well,

I have very unique tastes, bit of a beer enthusiast, amine, music of may genres, cinema and film (not Hollywood movies, but films) and have plans to kick off a microbrewery in the next year with a few good friends to combine our love for music with beer.

Love my family and friends, and currently looking to expand this group of people until we reach the minimum number required to apply for some sort of official Bolivian right wing national socialist political party diplomatic immunity and overthrow the established order of government.

If you got this far congratulations! - there are only seven more rooms (not arranged in chronological order) to progress through in order to meet the man behind the curtain.

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Now - everything and anything I can possible imagine!!!

Previously - I'd spent what now feels like an entire age of earth on little more than study, work, and a career until one day an awesome friend (the best Jerry, the best!) made me realize I've missed out on a lot of cool stuff - so now its time to catchup!

Working in IT - Project Management space; so no, I cant fix your computer, I don't know how to cut code or test, and I don't have quirky T-Shirts with some sort of hilarious reference to Pi.

To do - Live for each day, travel (currently planning a European tour!), find adventure, meet new interesting people, and just experience and enjoy everything life has to offer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making people laugh at things they truly believe at a level of core values they should never find funny
- Saying the most inappropriate things in the most polite manner and getting away with it
- Staying up too late on a school night
- Cooking for other people...the son of two chefs, who would have guessed hey
- Conversation, I believe that Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things and Small people talk about other people...I strive to mix greatness with nonsense.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm actually a hologram...no wait, that there's something a bit different. But in a good way - the right type of person (one who's passed the bicycle proficiency test) will pick up on the fact they're going to be engaged and entertained.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - Anything by Poe, Tolstoy, La Vey, Crowley - ahh the madness

Movies - Old school classics from when I was a kid; Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Great Race, The Dark Crystal, Monty Pythoin. Plus anything by Romero, Kurosawa, Melies, Fellini, Bergman, Kubrik, Lang, and Chan - Wook.

Shows - The Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Bottom, Mighty Boosh, The Office (British), Work Alcoholics, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Louis Theroux documentaries, TED, and Khan Academy.

Music - Anything with soul or purpose that makes you feel like there's something magic, powerful or alive inside the notes. Anything from Classical to Jazz, or Heavy Metal. Top 50 / Mainstream doesn't do much for me I'm afraid.

Food - Thai, Indian or Italian are my favorite on the weekend, but during the week its pretty healthy / clean eating to get the most out of being back at the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Excellent Coffee first thing in the morning
2. Friends / Family - especially my niece and nephew, love being the cool uncle
3. Making people laugh and smile
4. Inventing new words by amalgamating two existing ones to fit more into a conversation - like 'Smapoose" = "Small" + "Papoose"
5. The belief that although I'm no longer a kid there's still some sort of adventure to be found in life
6. Knowing it's never too late to do or have something you want, just as long as you still want it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I think I 'should' be thinking about; work, money, mundane things I need to do for next week...

Then I think this isn't satisfying, and my mind wanders off into a nonsense bizarre unreality almost like a scene from the Mighty Boosh or Monty Python - and order is restored
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing up at the gym as early as I can to get home, chill out with my roommate and a few drinks, hit nearby a beer cafe or check out a few bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have plans for world domination through the combined application of both esoteric and non-esoteric occult magic rune symbols and a highly modified Van der Graph static electric generation unit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your looking for a more interesting reply from then “hey, you’re hot, lets hook-up”. If like me, your honest, genuine and perhaps a little over the singles dating thing – happy to chat, make friends, and if we ‘click’ catch-up some time, no games. Or if you think you can pass the bicycle proficiency test and help me create new amalgamated words for generations to come.

You probably shouldn't contact me if: you post photos of everything you eat on Facebook via Instagram. Think that guys in drainpipe jeans that look like Harry Potter are hot. Or believe in the healing power of crystals.