Modern conquistador seeks partner in crime to conquer the known world together. Must love puppies.
I don't have a set requirement for what our common match percentages should be. I've found I get along better with people who aren't mirror images of me. That said, if you don't support equality for all people, you get your political opinions off Fox News, or you are a gun-hater then we won't get along at all. I'm a Southern Liberal, meaning I support individual rights including the right to bear arms. I love going shooting and will be happy to take you if you've never been or are looking for some fun people to take you to the woods to go plinking.
So, self-summary. In a nutshell, I'm an early-40's guy who spent 18 years with the wrong girl and now I want to find someone incredible to share life with. Obviously, definitions for incredible vary, but if you self-identify as incredible, or even if your mom says you're incredible, then that's as good a place as any to start. As long as I can trust your mom.
I'm originally from the South, by way of Appalachia. If you don't know where Appalachia is without looking on a map, you should be ashamed. I'm from West Virginia and even I know where Appalachia is.
Because I am Southern there are some things about me you just may never comprehend: self-deprecation, why I hold the door for everyone (male or female), Georgia football (Go Dawgs! The real Dawgs, not the Huskies), chicken-fried anything, sausage gravy (or squirrel gravy in the winter time), my love for shooting things (inanimate things only), and bass fishing. Also, Lewis Grizzard, Dorothy Parker, grits, sweet tea, boiled peanuts, pecan pie, the list just goes on.
I also have a pet Dwarf Hotot bunny named Wednesday, Destroyer of Worlds. She's adorable, like me.