2014 was the year of no relationships - I didn't exactly want one even when i thought I did, so I spent the year mostly alone, working 60+ hours a week and focusing on things that really didn't matter but were a nice distraction. I'm glad I took the year off - I needed to be alone for a while and some of the distractions were better than others.
Now I'm ready for something amazing.
I'm exceptionally naughty and nice and a hopeless romantic and a cynic and a pragmatist and a dreamer all rolled into one. I can be very complicated even though I prefer to be as uncomplicated as possible. I love to take photos, go fishing, go shooting guns, camping, and spending time with my two dogs, Rikku and Chloe.
I'm not in a hurry to rush into a relationship so I have certain things that are essential for a good match. I have zero-tolerance for bullshit and drama. I like foreign horror movies and science fiction and 80s music - if you like these things we're going to get on infamously. I like canes and paddles and floggers, so if you like impact play then that's perfect. I think bruises are pretty, stompy boots are sexy, and girls who dig dinosaurs and whisky make my heart melt. Zombies > Vampires. If you like college football and can explain why the DH sucks then I may just have to marry you.
Speaking of, I'm looking for something preferably long-term. I've had my fill of flings and while random playmates are fun I'm looking for something more than compatible body parts. I'm open to relocating the right person to be here with me, and I'm quite possibly relocating to the east coast in a few years to be closer to my family since my nearest relative is almost 2000 miles away. I have a 5 year plan to cash out my stock package, buy a small house on a lake somewhere, get a boat and fish as often as possible. I'm 2 years into the plan and so far so good.
Like I said, I'm ready for something amazing. If that's you, then tell me so.