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_Glenmorangie_

44 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Rapidly approaching middle age, or maybe I zoomed past it and didn't notice. At least the grey in my beard grew in symmetrically. I suppose this means a mid-life crisis is in order but I'm too busy to have one. I still don't feel the need to buy a Corvette so I guess I'm okay for now.

I was born in West Virginia, grew up in Georgia, spent seven years living on the Suncoast of Florida, three years in the frozen wasteland of Cleveland, and have been in Seattle for eleven years now. I'm not mad crazy about Seattle but it's a nice place to be, so I'm content with that.

My musical taste still leans heavily toward anything released from 1978 through 1995. I do listen to new music but I'm not passionate about it except for a few bands. 1981 French coldwave and obscure new-wave bands, yeah, I can babble on and on and play songs for you for hours upon hours. I DJ two online radio shows and both are primarily 80s electronica that runs the gamut from dance bits to B sides to really obscure bands that maybe a dozen people care about anymore. I'm one of those dozen.

Also, being a teen in the 80s means John Hughes' movies fucked up my life.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been in the IT industry for 17 years and enjoy it. Some days I enjoy it more than others. Some days I want to be a fry cook on Venus.

Photography has been a passion of mine since high school and was one of the reasons I studied Journalism in college. If there's a meteor shower you'll find me out in the desert somewhere taking photos. Abandoned buildings, lightning storms, infrared-nudes in ghost towns, these are a few of my favorite things (to shoot).

The online radio shows have already been mentioned, so I spend a lot of time listening to old albums and CDs to find choice nuggets for one of the shows. If I'm home alone music is on. And I'm almost always alone if I'm home. It would be nice to change that.

I was also turned into a newt, but I got better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shutting down my OKC profile for months at a time then resurrecting it at 3am when I want to see what new questions have been created.

I'm also really good at bass fishing and shooting guns, mostly because I'm a hillbilly at heart. I make no apologies for it. I love being from West Virginia, but I do wear shoes and have all my teeth so chances are you won't even notice. Hopefully.

I live a fairly simple life. I like to work and travel and laugh and be outside but I also enjoy staying in with a scary movie or making homemade phad kra pao (but with white wine peanut sauce) and spending time with someone I want to know intimately. I'm more of a homebody these days and enjoy curling up on the couch with one of the dogs, munching on something yummy while old sci-fi or horror is playing, and getting puppy kisses. I rarely go clubbing anymore unless it's to see a band or have drinks with friends. I keep alcohol at home but I'm really good at not drinking it all. College kind of broke me of that bad habit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't look like Brad Pitt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've seen hundreds of concerts over the years. This was the single, most powerful five minutes of them all -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o3nH2SuVqU

Admittedly, I used to be a voracious reader and then I discovered that movies are my real passion. I've always wanted to be a screenwriter, so it turned into 'homework' more than anything. Now it's time to start working on something to make me rich and famous. I do enjoy Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins, and I've loved reading Poppy Z Brite and Caitlin Kiernan since we used to run into each other in goth clubs in Atlanta back in the Mesozoic Age. Eloise Knapp is a local author who I am friends with - if you like zombie fiction you should definitely check her out.

Movies:
Secretary (I have the French poster autographed by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal hanging in my living room), Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains, The Breakfast Club, Bull Durham, The Shawshank Redemption, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, Beyond the Black Rainbow, A Chorus Line, Hellraiser, Alien, Aliens, Ghost World, Tucker and Dale vs Evil (if you've never seen this chances are we may watch it within a few hours of meeting each other), Donnie Darko, Lost In Translation, Romeo and Juliet, The Princess Bride, Sucker Punch, Videodrome, American Psycho, the Ginger Snaps trilogy, Martyrs, Rosemary's Baby, Dawn of the Dead, Until The End Of The World, Hellboy, Audition, Battle Royale, The Victim, Tokyo Psycho, Old Boy, and Rec (Quarantine was the American version), Run Lola Run, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Heathers, Perfume, Big Trouble In Little China, and a million more.

Music: 80s New Wave, Industrial, Darkwave/Goth, and anything primarily electronic. Some favorite bands are New Order, Howard Jones, Duran Duran, Thrill Kill Kult, Nitzer Ebb, Ministry, She Wants Revenge, Psychedelic Furs, Apoptygma Berzerk, Apotheosis, The Cure, The Dead Milkmen, and Dune. Guilty musical pleasures - Spice Girls and The Lonely Island. I also am a huge Pomplamoose fan and have been for a few years. Hanging out with them in Portland was definitely a highlight of 2011.

TV: True Detective is the most bad-ass show in years.
Big Bang Theory, Lost, Criminal Minds, and lots of British shows like Red Dwarf, Black Adder, and I can always find time for Monty Python's Flying Circus. Doctor Who has been a favorite since I was like 10 years old and it still is. Twin Peaks was brilliant television. Alcatraz had ridiculous potential (hello?? Sam Neill on TV??? YES!!) and I'm still pissed it got cancelled after just one season. Space 1999 will always hold a special place in my heart. Dexter and The Walking Dead are two current favorites that I could watch over and over. And I've already mentioned American Horror Story. Max Headroom, The Maxx, and Aeon Flux are things I will never ever tire of watching. I have yet to start Game of Thrones since I do sometimes like to not be sitting in front of my TV.

Food: Greek is my absolute favorite but I also love Thai, Chinese, and the hotdog guy in Belltown sells these hotlink sausages with cream cheese and grilled onions on toasted buns that are incredible. Fruity Pebbles will forever be my breakfast cereal of choice, even the generic gigantic bag you find at Winco. It's good stuff. Being from Georgia I have an affinity for what people here call "comfort food" - Chicken-fried steak, fried catfish and hush puppies, brunswick stew, grits, pork loin simmering in barbecue sauce for a day in a crock pot until you can blow on it and watch it separate in front of you... stuff like that. I make incredible GA-style pulled pork at home.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My camera.

My sunshine, Rikku Havoc Monster Punk (my Shepherd/Husky mix). I recently lost my Princess Dakota Crackhead (Border Collie) and I miss her terribly. She was my foxy lady.

Music. I have a large collection and so much of it is dear to me and holds some sort of sentimental value. I could easily make entire soundtracks about periods of my life.

Stress relief. Big guns. Ask for details.

Dreaming of Morocco.

A float tube, fishing rods, and a well-stocked tackle box for those leisurely days floating a small, hidden lake in search of big fishies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, mixing down a radio show while watching a baseball game and having a whisky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may or may not listen to Spice Girls when cleaning the house. At least I clean the house....
You should message me if
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You have eyebrows. I like eyebrows. A lot.

You're not anti-firearms. I have several and will be happy to take you shooting sometime if you'd care to go. Best stress relief ever.

Horror and sci-fi are on your list of favorite movie genres. If you dislike those then my movie collection may not suit you.

You want to have the best sushi in Seattle with me.