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_Glenmorangie_

44 Bothell, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to fall madly in love and go to Morocco and see the goats that live in trees and buy you dresses in the souks and trade spices with the Bedouins in the Atlas caves and share their mint tea while they tell us stories in a language we don't understand. i want to spend a week living in a tent in the Dakotas digging for fossils and listening to the coyotes making love under the moonlight while they listen to us doing the same. I want to look into your eyes and know what it feels like to be in love with someone again. It's been way too long since that happened. I barely remember what that feels like.

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2014 was the year of no relationships - I didn't exactly want one even when i thought I did, so I spent the year mostly alone, working 60+ hours a week and focusing on things that really didn't matter but were a nice distraction. I'm glad I took the year off - I needed to be alone for a while and some of the distractions were better than others.

Now I'm ready for something amazing.

I'm exceptionally naughty and nice and a hopeless romantic and a cynic and a pragmatist and a dreamer all rolled into one. I can be very complicated even though I prefer to be as uncomplicated as possible. I love to take photos, go fishing, go shooting guns, camping, and spending time with my two dogs, Rikku and Chloe.

I'm not in a hurry to rush into a relationship so I have certain things that are essential for a good match. I have zero-tolerance for bullshit and drama. I like foreign horror movies and science fiction and 80s music - if you like these things we're going to get on infamously. I like canes and paddles and floggers, so if you like impact play then that's perfect. I think bruises are pretty, stompy boots are sexy, and girls who dig dinosaurs and whisky make my heart melt. Zombies > Vampires. If you like college football and can explain why the DH sucks then I may just have to marry you.

Speaking of, I'm looking for something preferably long-term. I've had my fill of flings and while random playmates are fun I'm looking for something more than compatible body parts. I'm open to relocating the right person to be here with me, and I'm quite possibly relocating to the east coast in a few years to be closer to my family since my nearest relative is almost 2000 miles away. I have a 5 year plan to cash out my stock package, buy a small house on a lake somewhere, get a boat and fish as often as possible. I'm 2 years into the plan and so far so good.

Like I said, I'm ready for something amazing. If that's you, then tell me so.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been in the IT industry for 17 years and enjoy it. Some days I enjoy it more than others. Some days I want to be a fry cook on Venus.

Photography has been a passion of mine since high school and was one of the reasons I studied Journalism in college. If there's a meteor shower you'll find me out in the desert somewhere taking photos. Abandoned buildings, lightning storms, infrared-nudes in ghost towns, these are a few of my favorite things (to shoot).

I was also turned into a newt, but I got better.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shutting down my OKC profile for months at a time then resurrecting it at 3am when I want to see what new questions have been created.

Oh, and fishing, camping and target practice. I'll take you if you want to learn how to survive a zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't look like Brad Pitt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've seen tons of concerts over the years. This was the single, most powerful five minutes of them all -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o3nH2SuVqU

Admittedly, I used to be a voracious reader and then I discovered that movies are my real passion. I've always wanted to be a screenwriter, so it turned into 'homework' more than anything. Now it's time to start working on something to make me rich and famous. I do enjoy Christopher Moore and Tom Robbins, and I've loved reading Poppy Z Brite and Caitlin Kiernan since we used to run into each other in goth clubs in Atlanta back in the Mesozoic Age. Eloise Knapp is a local author who I am friends with - if you like zombie fiction you should definitely check her out.

Movies:
Secretary (I have the French poster autographed by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal hanging in my living room), Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains, The Breakfast Club, Bull Durham, The Shawshank Redemption, The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, Beyond the Black Rainbow, A Chorus Line, Hellraiser, Alien, Aliens, Ghost World, Tucker and Dale vs Evil (if you've never seen this chances are we may watch it within a few hours of meeting each other), Donnie Darko, Lost In Translation, Romeo and Juliet, The Princess Bride, Sucker Punch, Videodrome, American Psycho, the Ginger Snaps trilogy, Martyrs, Rosemary's Baby, Dawn of the Dead, Until The End Of The World, Hellboy, Audition, Battle Royale, The Victim, Tokyo Psycho, Old Boy, and Rec (Quarantine was the American version), Run Lola Run, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, Heathers, Perfume, Big Trouble In Little China, and lots more.

Music: 80s New Wave, Industrial, Darkwave/Goth, and anything primarily electronic. Some favorite bands are New Order, Howard Jones, Duran Duran, Thrill Kill Kult, Nitzer Ebb, Ministry, She Wants Revenge, Psychedelic Furs, Apoptygma Berzerk, Apotheosis, The Cure, The Dead Milkmen, and Dune. Guilty musical pleasures - Spice Girls and The Lonely Island. I also am a huge Pomplamoose fan and have been for a few years. Hanging out with them in Portland was definitely a highlight of 2011.

TV: True Detective is the most bad-ass show in years. Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Lost, Criminal Minds, and lots of British shows like Red Dwarf, Black Adder, and I can always find time for Monty Python's Flying Circus. Doctor Who has been a favorite since I was like 10 years old and it still is. Twin Peaks was brilliant television. Alcatraz had ridiculous potential (hello?? Sam Neill on TV??? YES!!) and I'm still pissed it got cancelled after just one season. Space 1999 will always hold a special place in my heart. Dexter was a great show but the last two seasons... The Walking Dead is a current favorite that I could watch over and over. And I've already mentioned American Horror Story. Max Headroom, The Maxx, and Aeon Flux are things I will never ever tire of watching.

Food: Greek is my absolute favorite but I also love Thai and authentic Italian (not Olive Garden Italian). Fruity Pebbles will forever be my breakfast cereal of choice, even the generic gigantic bag you find at Winco. Being from Georgia I have an affinity for southern cuisine - Chicken-fried steak, fried catfish and hush puppies, brunswick stew, grits, pork loin simmering in barbecue sauce for a day in a crock pot until you can blow on it and watch it separate in front of you... stuff like that. I make incredible GA-style pulled pork at home.

Someone actually told me recently "I should have known you were Southern when you asked me out for sushi." I'm still trying to wrap my brain around that one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My camera.

My dogs - Rikku Havoc Monster Punk (my Shepherd/Husky mix) and Chloe Rotten (my Bluetick Hound). I hope you like dogs because Chloe is a cuddle monster and loves to snuggle.

Music. I have a large collection and so much of it is dear to me and holds some sort of sentimental value. I could easily make entire soundtracks about periods of my life.

Stress relief. Big guns. Ask for details.

Dreaming of Morocco.

A float tube, fishing rods, and a well-stocked tackle box for those leisurely days floating a small, hidden lake in search of big fishies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, mixing down a radio show and having a whisky with one (or both) of my dogs cuddling with me on the couch. It's a hard life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may listen to Spice Girls when cleaning the house. At least I clean the house....
You should message me if
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