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36 Atlanta, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:17am
Asian, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Creative, smartass, low maintenance. Seeking collaborator in never ending fun time. Never married. No kids. No diseases. Morally upstanding. No religion. Perpetually goofy.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make women's dreams come true by only saying things that are hysterical. The rest of the time I listen quietly with a slightly mocking arched eyebrow.
I’m really good at
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doing my nails, shopping in Buckhead, dishing on the Kardashians, validating the sh*t of my girlfriends, peeing in a squat position that just kind of sprays everywhere but keeps my toosh a safe distance from all the scary germs on the toilet seat, and vajazzling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I have no filter and say exactly what's on my mind. Sometimes it gets me in trouble. Most times its funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sci-fi fantasy trippy stuff. Cheetos topped with Doritos and more Cheetos with a side of Fritos.
Any movie with Ryan Gosling. Ever heard of the Notebook? Totes cried. Totes in love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The 5 dust bunnies that live in my house and evade my broom and the Kardashians.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The health and well being of the most important person in my life: my dog Shayla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
experiencing a lucid moment just long enough to sprinkle some meth on my Cheetos and get back to business.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The sludge at the bottom of an hours old pot of coffee is delicious. My spirit animal is Bill Murray.
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This is the precise intersection of romance and the no-pants-dance ladies. I'm a chivalrous criminal, your gentlemen knight-wolf, almost unnatainnable.

Strike like lightning, and enter the permanent kingom of bliss that is knowing me.