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Aaronupsidasium

28 M Parkville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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looking for people to play Boggle with, maybe go to faux dive bar or go out for a night of laser tag. I live off a constant diet of caffeine, beer, protein and DVR.

My immediate goal is to find places in the greater Baltimore area that remind me of Brooklyn.

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
What I’m doing with my life
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trying to figure out what to do with my life. Basically, my world is "Reality Bites", only with more Lisa Loeb playing in the background.

More seriously I go to school for theater and work in the produce department nights and weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing stories, Ssnuggling, Having hot tub parties,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a real life Ken Cosgrove.

Most people say my eyes are my most noticeable feature, but I think my feet are pretty attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All Time: The Apartment, Boogie Nights, Back to the Future, Vertigo, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Will see any comic book movie if you want a date to see Gaurdians of the Galaxy or X-Men:Days of Future Past

TV:
Mad Men
Breaking Bad
Parks and Recreation
Game of Thrones
Orphan Black
Portlandia
Archer
The Walking Dead
Community
Sherlock
Bob's Burgers

Music: arena rock, wonky pop, country folk
though if I'm on the internet, I'm probably listening to guilty pleasures, which includes musical theater, auto-tuned top 40 and generic 90's mainstream rock.

My favorite current film composer is Michael Giacchinno
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I literally can't live without my insulin pump.

also,
netflix
coffee
pastries
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at work wishing I was going to Dirty Bingo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've seen Huey Lewis and the News in concert.

I have trouble spelling restaurant correctly without spell check.

My dream job is to design haunted houses.
You should message me if
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We finish each other sandwiches.

Also, if you want to tell me if you were a salad, what kind would it be and what does that say