My name is Abraham(Abe) and I'm not gonna lie to you... I'm pretty awesome.
I have a one year old little boy named Isaac. He is pretty much the most amazing thing in the universe (for reals yo). When other kids wanted to be astronauts and policemen, I wanted to be a stay at home dad. I ended up being a working stiff single parent that can barely pay all his bills... But somehow I still love my life.
I'm not much of a drinker, so if you're an avid bar hopper then I'm not the guy for you. I do however love to hit the movies, take a hike, hang out at the dog park, or just have a nice lunch/dinner. and occasionally, yes I will hit the bars.
I'm a textbook introvert, so alone time is a big thing for me. But I Like to think that I make up for my anti-social behavior by being a brilliant intellectual, who can quote both comedians and philosophers depending on relevance. I can find the silver lining in just about any situation, and give better advice than anyone I've ever met.
I am, however, VERY Honest. I don't ignore elephants in the room, and I call things like I see them... a lot of people, for some reason I've yet to figure out, can't handle this... they seem to be happy with their illusions. so if you can't handle the truth then I'm definitely not the guy for you.
Other than that I make nerdy references, bad puns, and stupid jokes. once I'm comfortable around you I will sing loud and terribly, everything from Disney tunes to opera. And I give spontaneous back rubs because I love the way you ladies melt whenever I do it. really I'm just all around awesome.
...Except in the kitchen. I hope you like Macaroni and Frozen Pizzas. :P