Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HELLO! and welcome to my AMAZING profile!
My name is Abraham(Abe) and I'm not gonna lie to you... I'm pretty
I have a one year old little boy named Isaac. He is pretty much the
most amazing thing in the universe (for reals yo). When other kids
wanted to be astronauts and policemen, I wanted to be a stay at
home dad. I ended up being a working stiff single parent that can
barely pay all his bills... But somehow I still love my life.
I'm not much of a drinker, so if you're an avid bar hopper then I'm
not the guy for you. I do however love to hit the movies, take a
hike, hang out at the dog park, or just have a nice lunch/dinner.
and occasionally, yes I will hit the bars.
I'm a textbook introvert, so alone time is a big thing for me. But
I Like to think that I make up for my anti-social behavior by being
a brilliant intellectual, who can quote both comedians and
philosophers depending on relevance. I can find the silver lining
in just about any situation, and give better advice than anyone
I've ever met.
I am, however, VERY Honest. I don't ignore elephants in the room,
and I call things like I see them... a lot of people, for some
reason I've yet to figure out, can't handle this... they seem to be
happy with their illusions. so if you can't handle the truth then
I'm definitely not the guy for you.
Other than that I make nerdy references, bad puns, and stupid
jokes. once I'm comfortable around you I will sing loud and
terribly, everything from Disney tunes to opera. And I give
spontaneous back rubs because I love the way you ladies melt
whenever I do it. really I'm just all around awesome.
...Except in the kitchen. I hope you like Macaroni and Frozen
What I’m doing with my life
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Life is the ultimate video game. Every moment is a worthwhile
experience. More than anything I'm just trying to enjoy the ride
and learn as much as I can in the process. :D
But career-wise I'm a Sterile Technician. I clean surgical
instruments at FMC.
But really, I've only ever had two dreams in my life: 1) To have a
son and be the best father that ever walked the earth, and 2) to
buy some land, escape the wage slavery of the modern world, and get
off the grid. so I got one of them taken care of. (Working on #2)
If you haven't guessed yet: Money isn't exactly high up on my
priorities list. My sincerest apologies to the gold diggers out
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretty much everything.
but I'm AMAZING at being a father. always been good with kids...
Also I can reach high places! :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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my height... then my shyness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll read anything. I hate Television, especially advertisements.
I'll watch any movie. I'll listen to almost anything, just not
modern hip-hop. (like I said, I hate advertisements). And I'm
definitely a meat eater. I'm working on those veggies though...
gotta set a good example and all that...
I try not to judge or choose favorites. Variety is what I'm all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, My dog, books, alone time. everything else is optional.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There isn't really a whole lot that I DON'T spend time thinking
I guess I'd say end of civilization scenarios and how I would deal
with them tends to occupy my thoughts a lot more than it should...
especially zombies... gotta be ready for those fuckers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm working weekends right now so I spend my Fridays at work. on a
typical day off you'll find me playing with my son. If I'm off work
and without any fatherly responsibilities, then I'll be
reading/watching a movie/playing a game/surfing the
inter-webs/hiking with my dog... typical introvert loner stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know how to Tap Dance. and I was pretty damn good at it too...
back in high school anyways... :P
You should message me if
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Well im not actively looking for a partner in crime at the moment,
just some friendly conversation. (Who knows, maybe something more
will come of it) And apparently I suck at this whole "dating"
thing... so if you think I seem okay, then that's the only
requirement to message me. I will happily respond to any messages
sent my way. (I need the practice)
HOWEVER: I get irrationally irritated with girls that haven't put
any info on their profile and rely solely on their photos. I don't
care if you're pretty... you're not THAT pretty. And if you have
your cell phone as one of the things you "can't live without" then
we're probably not going to click... just saying...
...and if you're one of those ladies thats looking to get laid:
move along sister.
Im looking forward to meeting you! :D
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