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Abed_Is_Batman

24 Columbia, MO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Diet
Anything
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a person that exists. My interests include board games, beer, low quality things, talking about everything, and sleeping. I like the smell of baking bread.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in marketing and I play board games. I'm also constantly trying to have a conversation I've never had before.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh while talking about big and little things. And trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am unapologetic about who I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty easy to please. My favorite books are typically dystopian and/or sci-fi. Stranger in a Strange Land, 1984, The Giver, Hitchhiker's Guide.

When I'm not rotting my mind with terrible terrible reality shows (The velveeta of television), I'm watching Community, 30 Rock, Archer, Arrested Development, Firefly or any of Joss Whedon's other shows, Better Off Ted, The IT Crowd, Rick and Morty, or whatever my procedural crime drama of the now is.

I have the worst taste in music. Don't even ask. It's terrible. On the plus side, I know it's terrible and will never debate you on music.

My favorite food is anything that can be paired properly with a porter or a stout.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Game nights with friends
Netflix
Laughter
Snuggly blankets
Polyhedral dice
Family, love, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way which we play with words and ideas to find patterns and meaning. How shared traits of things link concepts. How other people think.

And hammocks.

But, like, mostly the hammock thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Spending time with friends, or relaxing at home with a couple of beers and a show I haven't finished.
You should message me if
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You like long winding banter sessions.