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Lil_Ibuprofen

25 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:42am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm scared of raisins. I either walk too fast or too slow. Heavy doors are my biggest daily source of embarrassment. I'm obsessed with North Korea. I suffer from acute text message/email anxiety. I'm impressed by anyone who can do a good British accent.
What I’m doing with my life
Expanding my impressions. The only impressions I can do are Ira Glass and the announcer from Saturday Night Live. I would die happy if I could pull off a decent British street urchin. Other than that I am working towards the cool designer desk period in my life
I’m really good at
New York Times Crosswords
Forgetting spoilers
Staying awake
Opening a bajillion tabs and reading none of them
I have a really good attention sp
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been confused as a member of das racist. Das literally racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
tv: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Louie, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Nick at Nite, Lost, New Girl, Twin Peaks, NTSF:SD:SUV::, Community, Rick and Morty

I love the Walking Dead but at this point has no one seriously said "zombie" on this show yet?

film: Anything by Kubrick, Days of Heaven, Kurosawa, Judd Apatow, Wet Hot American Summer, Groundhog Day

music nowadays: Haim, Arcade Fire, Sky Ferreira, MIA, CHVRCHES, Hall & Oates, The Field, Fleetwood Mac, Fuck Buttons, Gold Panda, Jai Paul, Jens Lekman, Kanye West, LCD Soundsystem, New Order, Panda Bear, Phoenix, Saint Etienne, The Strokes, Taylor Swift, Washed Out

alternating non-fiction like Devil in the White City, and catching up on plays because I just realized how few of them I've read
The six things I could never do without
Ctrl+f
Almond Joy
Limeade
Melatonin
Contact Lens Solution
Brunch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What would crosswords do without Brian Eno?
On a typical Friday night I am
Logan Squaring it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't watch the X-Files because it gave me nightmares as a kid. The theme song still triggers a Pavlovian response in me, ever since my brother used it to scare me out of the living room. The same goes for Unsolved Mysteries.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
The muppets speak to you on a personal level

You're currently obsessed with Rick and Morty, wubba lubba dub dub!