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Lil_Ibuprofen

25 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm scared of raisins. I either walk too fast or too slow. Heavy doors are my biggest daily source of embarrassment. I'm obsessed with North Korea. I suffer from acute text message/email anxiety. I'm impressed by anyone who can do a good British accent.
What I’m doing with my life
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Expanding my impressions. The only impressions I can do are Ira Glass and the announcer from Saturday Night Live. I would die happy if I could pull off a decent British street urchin.

Asking therapists (and occasionally hypnotherapists) if they're using Internet Explorer
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
New York Times Crosswords
Forgetting spoilers
Staying awake
Opening a bajillion tabs and reading none of them
I have a really good attention sp
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been confused as a member of das racist. Das literally racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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tv: Doctor Who, Parks and Recreation, Louie, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Nick at Nite, Lost, New Girl, Twin Peaks, NTSF:SD:SUV::, Community, Rick and Morty, X-Files, Unsolved Mysteries

I love the Walking Dead but at this point has no one seriously said "zombie" on this show yet?

film: Anything by Kubrick, Days of Heaven, Kurosawa, Judd Apatow, Wet Hot American Summer, Groundhog Day

music nowadays: Haim, Arcade Fire, Sky Ferreira, MIA, CHVRCHES, Hall & Oates, The Field, Fleetwood Mac, Fuck Buttons, Gold Panda, Jai Paul, Jens Lekman, Kanye West, LCD Soundsystem, New Order, Panda Bear, Phoenix, Saint Etienne, The Strokes, Taylor Swift, Washed Out

alternating non-fiction like Devil in the White City, and catching up on plays because I just realized how few of them I've read
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ctrl+f
Almond Joy
Lifetime made-for-tv movies
Melatonin
Contact Lens Solution
Brunch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would crosswords do without Brian Eno?

Why are sports covered in the news?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Logan Squaring it
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Alex Mack was my first childhood crush

I don't get what the big deal is about toast
You should message me if
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The muppets speak to you on a personal level

You fight crime by turning into a puddle of metallic liquid