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Lil_Ibuprofen

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New to bushwick. Heavy doors are my biggest daily source of embarrassment. I'm obsessed with North Korea. I suffer from acute text message/email anxiety.

I guess just want to be important enough to answer questions at a congressional hearing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Approaching the singularity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
New York Times Crossword
Forgetting spoilers
Ira Glass impression
Staying awake
Barack Obama impression
I have a really good attention sp
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been confused for a member of das racist. Das literally racist. Also my penmanship is apparently very good for an adult male.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Swedish pop music, awkward foreign marital dramas, huaraches, Taylor Swift, Errol Morris, Chris Ware, drunken noodles, Harmontown, Black Mirror, Neuromancer, mimosas, tandoori chicken, the Up documentaries, Golden Girls, Lost, Barry Lyndon, lengua tacos, the Hudsucker Proxy, Shamrock shakes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ctrl+z
Almond Joy
Lifetime made-for-tv movies
Melatonin
Contact Lens Solution
Brunch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the hell is the apple tv remote?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can eat a whole rotisserie chicken in one sitting
You should message me if
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Bushwick