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AbnormalMode

24 / M / Straight / Single

Tallahassee, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Today – 2:09am
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m).
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Most of my time is spent doing Science, lifting, reading, gaming (board and video), and burning my fingers on a soldering iron.

I've recently moved to Tallahassee to do some science at the Mag Lab. Extremely open to collecting evidence that suggests Tallahassee is not a city where dreams go to die.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm a PhD student at the University of Florida. My research is pretty awesome and if you'd like to know more about it you're going to need a pencil, paper and 30 free minutes.

I am also dabbling in homebrewing, largely because it's basically like doing science, except the end result is delicious beer. How could I refuse?

Eventually I will have to figure out what to do after grad school. I'm either going to sell-out to The Man, get a post-doc position somewhere up north, or abandon civilization to live as a hermit.
I’m really good at
Mario Kart Wii. Well, I was, back in my prime. Maybe not so much, anymore.

Napping.

Waiting until the last possible moment to do laundry.

I can eat a fully packed Chipotle burrito in < 2 minutes.

Loudly voicing outrageous opinions.

Finding hilarious B-movies on Netflix. [You should watch Iron Sky and Dead Snow and Nazis at the Center of the Earth.]
The first things people usually notice about me
My height/build. Then they say things like, "You're tall. Do you play basketball?" Please don't be one of those people.

Acceptable alternatives include, but are not limited to:
"Will you be my big spoon?"
"I bet you're great at opening jars."
"What are your hopes and dreams?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books: Dune, Foundation, The Malazan Book of the Fallen, Anathem, Perdido Street Station, The Phantom Tollbooth, A Canticle for Liebowitz, The Hyperion Cantos, Blindsight, The Martian., Apathy and Other Small Victories.

Book(s) of the Moment: Stories of Your Life and Others, Mercury Falling.

Games (because fuck you, OKCupid): Gunpoint

Movies: The Sandlot was probably the greatest film ever made, followed closely by Primer. I really enjoy movies about heists and/or revenge. Have you seen HEAT? Goddamn. What a film.

Shows: Battlestar Galactica (the new one) is unequivocally the best TV I've ever seen. I also really enjoyed Firefly, Community, Archer, How I Met Your Mother (only enjoyed first 3 seasons. I watched the rest for completeness), Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Fringe, Sherlock, and Top Gear.

Music: Iron Maiden, Machine Head, Gojira, Mastodon, Amon Amarth, Gorod, Insomnium and Rammstein, Nile, Pantera, Lamb of God, Be'lakor and so on and so forth.

Food: Meat. (Scotch) Whiskey. Beer. Sometimes I eat vegetables when they end up between my mouth and the meat.
The six things I could never do without
SQUATS
Science Fiction
Science
Heavy Metal
Deadlifting
Clementine Oranges
Bacon
Arbitrarily Long Lists
Afternoon Naps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
meta-stable helium molecules.

weight training, n-copters and UAVs, Science, beer.

Why don't my kitchen appliances have WiFi connections? Why isn't the command and control of my home more integrated into a robust, effective app? Why can't I command my oven to load some bacon from the refridgerator's Bacon Bandolier (patent pending) and start making breakfast every morning at the same time?
On a typical Friday night I am
thinking of a good excuse to stay home and read.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I ALWAYS arrange the eggs in my egg cartons to have longitudinal and transverse symmetry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you believe in the healing power of squats.

you've seen Upstream Color and want to talk about it.