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22 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
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Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Okay), Malay (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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小苹果 is my favorite song. I attend the University of Chicago. Due to complicated circumstances(except not really), I'm usually kept busy by introducing myself as a "government bitch". I like travel, skill toys, good books, and the company of good people.
...Though I think God is dead, I pray to God that this profile never comes up when I one day become famous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping my mind active, convincing people I am not secretly a cranky (crinkly?) old man. I travel a bit during the holidays mainly because I like the backpacking culture, the idea of meeting other travelers, so on so forth.

I own two blogs! The link to my public one is
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the fucked up cookie in the bunch. Being old, apparently. In NYC sometime last December, I met this girl in a bar whom I jokingly asked - What year do you think I am in school? She responded 'You must be a grad student, I can tell by the look of despair in your eyes'.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. I go to the gym
2. I am like a baby panda I do what I want
3. *Upon whatsapping me for the first time* "Why the fuck is your Whatsapp name Lana Del Rey?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I really like books that let me escape, and it's odd, but stuff by Palahniuk, Vonnegut Jr., stuff about Greek myths, philosophy...

Movies: Gotta be the Shawshank Redemption or Oldboy. If you count youtube, I'm gonna go with True Facts About The Mantis Shrimp or something.

Shows: Will you judge me if I say I like kdramas?

Music: Will you judge me if I say I like Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber/Will you actually think I'm serious if I say they are my favorites? What a gamble life is!

Food: ????
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
meat meat meat meat meat meat seriously I can eat enough meat to feed an entire African village(No offense if you're actually from an African village)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
letting go of that someone-perfect who just wasn't meant to be by virtue of location and timing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like getting shitfaced then talking about Marx.
You should message me if
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You're a communist.


1. You don't have a boring mind.
2. You live in a pineapple under the sea or are at least very bored of living on planet Earth with the silly people.
3. You have very strong moral objections to my profile slash you think people take this way too seriously. Self-awareness? Sexy!
4. You somehow thought that this

was the best thing in the world.
5. You realize that okcupid profiles never capture the full measure of who we are, but you've enjoyed what you've seen so far.