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Absolam58

56 San Antonio, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am easygoing, I am often accused of being Zennish. I like to have fun, seriously I would love to meet the person out there that does not want to have fun, it would be interesting watching them go through a day trying to avoid ever being happy. All my kids are grown, but they visit often, my daughter in particular will do an in-depth interview of any person of the opposite sex she finds at my house. Mainly she will want to know your intentions and make sure you have no criminal record and are not using IV drugs.

I love my job. To me my work is not even work. (I am a Problem Solver, yes that is what my business card says) I spend my time enjoying life, hate gossip with a passion, I think people with drama are humorous, (I do not try to cure drama addicts, it is too dangerous) I am not too serious a person, no need to die from a heart attack or high blood pressure. Once in Court a judge threatened to find me in contempt if he laughed in front of the jury. I got him to laugh within 5 minutes. This does not mean I am frivolous, I take my work seriously and am well loved by my clients. I just enjoy my work.

Oh I forgot—I can walk and talk without falling down, playing in the rain is cool, I don’t care what age a person is, IT IS FUN, biking is nice, I never watch TV (Disclaimer; Playoff games do not count as TV), movies yes, TV no. I think I am a nice guy, but don’t most people, I had custody of my children and none have grown up to be a mass murderers.

You will find it hard not to smile a lot if you ever hang out with me. I tend to the philosophical in conversation and am a hard core history buff.

Well and you. Be willing to engage in animated conversation, don’t be a grump, be open, I have no objection to trying things I have never done providing I will survive. I want to hear your ideas and your views. Life is about living, some days are better then others. But there is no reason for ever having a bad day.

I am looking for a person who is honesty looking for a relationship. if you wish to play the game of dating multiple guys, well enjoy your life but please leave mine alone. Further, I do not find intoxication or chain smoking to be a pleasing attributes.

I do believe that how I treat people is how I will be treated.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Depends on the day, I have even thought of joining the Peace Corp, just to do it. I sub contract out to attorneys, when they have cases they can't win, I tell them how to win. If they have lost a case, I write the appeal. One day I want to put up a sign "Complicated as all Hell, call me."

You know, life is variable, people flow with the tide. I look for the rough spots and dive in. I avoid the mundane, I am not sure how people enjoy life as sheep, and I do not intend to find out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oye, anything I put effort in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As much as I hate saying this:

I am nice.

Not saying they are right, but that is normally the first comment I get. Ok a close second is I look like Meatloaf.

(WARNING): if you do not know who Meatloaf is you may be too young to read this profile)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Stephen MacDonaldson, writes...., sometimes I think I read his style more then his story lines.

A Dry White Season, (Donald Sutherland), My Beloved Country (James Earl Jones)

Music--I know it only Rock n Roll, but I like it...Eric Burton was one of the most underrated singers in the sixties, I greatly enjoy the 60's music, yet I do not frown on the evolution of music.

Food, Well I am a vegan, thank god cows eat grass.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Really, there isn't anything I could never do without. There are things I would miss, things I would regret not seeing, things that would bother me, and things that would make me extremely sad, but I would make do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Yes, I do spend a lot of time thinking about everything and anything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ah, a typical Friday night I am in my office, Which I actually find enjoyable. I can look at what I have done see what I need to do, go home make a nice dinner (by my definition) Read a bit and get ready for the rest of the weekend which is hectic as anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Actually, I do not keep many things Private. If you need it Private....well .............your hiding something
You should message me if
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You would message me if you think I might intrigue you. If your a mass murder , please message the next guy. The one with the wig.

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