I don't like noodles. I eat everything but. I make my friends laugh and I'm really hard to get mad at. I'll annoy you on purpose (in the most charming way) and you'll enjoy it. I've got wits, I'm cheeky, I'm brutally honest and I'm afraid of the ocean. I speak sarcasm fluently. My mother doesn't so I rarely speak to her. I say the things you want to say. I'll kick your ass when it comes to sports. Except for ice hockey. I suck at skating. No, wait. Good at skating, bad at stopping. Walls are hard! I love beer. I love staying up all night. I love driving. I love rooftops. I love climbing trees. My words pay my rent. I don't think I'll ever grow up. Fancy cocktails and shitty beers.

I sometimes help out my dad at work. It involves crawling through ventilation systems and building a roof here and there. So if you're looking for a girly girl, I'm not her.

I also don't mind picking up the check when we go out. But please, no freeloaders.

Mother... get off the interwebz. I'm doing juuust fine.

Making people laugh (with me and at me). Walking fast. Caring less. Wearing funny socks. Not sugarcoating shit.

Facetious.

Much prefer business books to fiction. Lean Startup. Anything neuroscience. But fine, Hunter S. Thompson reads smoothly too.

Brooklyn's Finest, Drive. Anything with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Californication, Game of Thrones, Mad Men. I also have a thing for Top Gear and Shark Tank. Did anyone see that 15-year-old millionaire? Well, fuck her.

Bombay Bicycle Club and a whole lot of "The" bands. Also, this band Radiohead - what the fuck is that all about?

Yeah, food! Halloumi sandwich at Newtown, anyone?

Working, traveling, coffee, spring, the ocean, silence, Tim Riggins

All the people that I haven't met. I also wonder if they eat meat. People should eat meat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

When I use the microwave at work, I always select "Potato" from the sensor cooking menu no matter what I'm putting in there.

You can't go wrong with "Potato."

you'd like to jump on a train to wherever or bike around Brooklyn to find the best ice cream in the borough (scoops on me - no cones for a brother). Want to go hiking? Also, if you have a nice stubble going on. Or if you're really attractive but completely unaware of it (wait, that didn't make any sense) or don't care. Don't be that "I'm so damn hot, you're lucky to even be looking at me" guy. Shit like that is not cool, you know.

Oh - and if you're one of those guys that likes to brag about the size of your bank account or how successful you are then: http://bit.ly/ZRGrgl

But other than that, please do write something funny, clever and sincere. Thank you for your time, it's been fun.