I don't like noodles. I eat everything but. I make my friends laugh and I'm really hard to get mad at. I'll annoy you on purpose (in the most charming way) and you'll enjoy it. I've got wits, I'm cheeky, I'm brutally honest and I'm afraid of the ocean. I speak sarcasm fluently. My mother doesn't so I rarely speak to her. I say the things you want to say. I'll kick your ass when it comes to sports. Except for ice hockey. I suck at skating. No, wait. Good at skating, bad at stopping. Walls are hard! I love staying up all night. I love driving. I love rooftops. I love climbing trees. My words pay my rent. I don't think I'll ever grow up. I start my nights with craft beers and end them with whiskey. (You should do the same.)
I sometimes help out my dad at work. It involves crawling through ventilation systems and building a roof here and there. So if you're looking for a girly girl, I'm not her.
I don't mind picking up the check when we go out. But please, no freeloaders.