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AbsolutelyBrian
28 / M / straight / Single
Cleveland, Ohio
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Warning: Don't start tailgating at 4am
I'm the gourd in the middle.
My bowling average spikes 30 pins when you stick a camera in my face.
This costume took a total of 3 minutes to make. I was proud.
In Vegas...I lost all my money at the craps table and had to take a job passing out advertisements for escorts.
Wanted: Woman who does not want to punch me in the face.
