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Absolutemanguy

28 Falls Church, VA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well I guess I would call myself a young DC professional who has tragically worked himself into the trap of a stupid daily commute. I'm a Virginian so living in the District was not an option.

*Don't take my username seriously, I certainly don't.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days at a government relations firm doing policy research. I cover a lot of different issues with a bunch of experts. Great job and always something interesting.

I am also a volunteer mom-profit board member managing a local chapter of an international professional services association. We raise a lot of money for STEM oriented charities and it keeps me busy with lots of fun happy hours and events!

But the real fun is in the winter working as a part-time ski racing coach up at Whitetail PA. Outlook for now is to work in the DC policy world for a few years and then start exploring grad school options, but you never know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have no idea, lots of little fun stuff...you can ask if we ever meet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that I have a "disarming" personality...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love lists.

Books:
Screwtape Letters, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Killer Angels, In Cold Blood, Crime and Punishment, Mediated, Amusing Ourselves to Death, What Do Pictures Want

Movies:
Dr. Strangeglove, The Layer Cake, Untouchables, Apollo 13, Catch Me If You Can, Rushmore, The Fugitive, Rain Man, Burn After Reading, American Psycho, The Firm, The Departed, Watchmen

Shows:
Community, South Park, The League, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Frasier, The Wire, Entourage, True Detective, Better Call Saul, The Knick, House of Cards

Music:
Chili Peppers, Radiohead, Beck, Wilco, Decemberists, Band of Horses, OK Go, DMB, White Stripes, The Kills, Dandy Warhols, Modest Mouse, Spoon, Death Cab, Fever Ray, Barenaked Ladies, Manchester Orchestra, Portugal The Man

Food:
Chinese, Thai, Sushi, Mexican (lots of cheese!), German, Italian, most everything else
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- snow drenched mountains - family - my complete collection of West Wing - an all wheel drive vehicle - US citizenship - a glass of straight whiskey every now and again
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dinner strategies, professional networking, winter, how much I hate dry cleaning, what I'm going to do tomorrow
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking advantage of DC events, pouring a jack and coke for a double feature movie night, or loading up the suv to head somewhere north and colder.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never spent money on an actual massage and think its time, thanks WMATA
You should message me if
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You consider yourself a serious, but fun, professional and want to grab a drink, lunch, or coffee.