Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

AbsurdLogic

31 Gatineau, Quebec, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:59am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
============

I will only respond to thoughtful introduction letters! I keep getting “hi” or the equivalent, so if my profile says I reply selectively or very selectively, that’d be why!

I am mainly looking for friends, but am open to romance. I’m married and am polyamorous. However, I don’t hop into a relationship with someone unless we click really well as friends first. Also, my husband has to approve of anyone I’d be romancing ;D

I *might* be interested in friends with benefits if I met the right person!
============

My profile was pretty ridiculously long, so it’s time for AN OVERHAUL WOO! This time, in easy-to-digest bullet point format!

____________________
GENERAL INFO

* Genderfluid - FAAB - Preferred pronouns: ze/zir/zem (But any pronouns are fine!)
* Polyamorous - Panromantic/Pansexual (Personality attracts me more than looks/gender)
* From the USA - I speak English only, despite living in Gatineau ;D
* Live with husband and several animals
* Fat, and like it that way

____________________
PERSONALITY

* Cuddly, sweet, loving, helpful by nature
* Flirty, very free with my compliments (though I always mean what I say!)
* Mischievous, love to joke around and have ticklefights
* Can be serious when needed, good listener
* Pretty raunchy at times, malfunctioning brain-to-mouth filter
* Cutesy but not feminine

* Introverted, kind of a hermit, but not all that shy
* More submissive than dominant, but I have my moments!
* INFP (Myers Briggs) + 9w1 (Enneagram)

____________________
LIKES / HOBBIES

* Pets (My latest obsession is reptiles. I currently have a bearded dragon, a corn snake, two leopard geckos and two cats in my family! I hope to breed reptiles someday. :3)
* Video games (Mostly fantasy RPGs, but also store/town sims and others)
* Digital art (cute stuff/animals/furries/dragons are my specialty)
* Crafting (I don’t do it often, but would love to do it more!)
* Movies (Especially animated stuff, comedies, psychological thrillers)
* TV (HBO dramas and such are my favorite)
* Books (Rarely, due to not having much time to read, but I love fantasy novels)
* Visiting zoos, museums, other fun tourist trap stuff
* Animals and talking about them (Including fantasy ones and dinosaurs)
* Talking via text
* The color blue (seriously, I’m kinda crazy for blue stuff)
* Talking about/learning about sex and kinks

____________________
DISLIKES

* Strenuous activity (I don’t like it much or handle it well)
* Most insects/spiders, etc
* Trolls, bullies, sweeping generalizations, bigotry, snide remarks, namecalling
* Heated debate (I’m pretty much a carebear XD)
* Textspeak (though I’ve been known to use acronyms here or there)
* Talking on the phone
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I keep busy with freelance digital art commissions, video games, taking care of my pets and husband, and talking to friends online! There's a lot of life-stuff happening recently so that's pretty much what I have time for, haha.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games, learning how to do things on my own, figuring out computer problems or any questions I need answers to (Yay Google-fu!), turning cats from scared, timid shelter animals into purring, cuddly balls of love, making someone I care about feel appreciated, hugs, and giving excellent massages! (Seriously, I've been told more times than I can count that I should be a masseuse. I'm happy to use my Massage Power to make the people I care about feel happy and relaxed.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm very short or quite chubby, or perhaps that my hair is very short, if I meet them in real life, or here, that I'm extremely long-winded. XD A few minutes of conversation later and people notice, I think, that I'm friendly and bubbly. :D
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorites... I have too many I like to name favorites, but I'll name some I like, at least!

Books: Age of Fire series by E. E. Knight, His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman, Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling, pretty much anything by Paul Kidd, Hunger Games series

Movies: Pretty much anything by Pixar, Disney, or Studio Ghibli, Love Actually, Pitch Black, The Shawshank Redemption, Moulin Rouge, all the Die Hards, I Am Legend, Hunger Games

Shows: The Walking Dead, Dexter, Breaking Bad, New Girl, Modern Family, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Once Upon a Time, American Horror Story, Oz, True Blood

Music: How about just a link to my Youtube favorites? :D http://bit.ly/15PzFca

Food: I'm fairly picky with food, so I do have a few true favorites here. Teriyaki chicken or beef with rice is my favorite meal ever. I also adore sushi and many other Japanese dishes. Actually, if it has meat and isn't spicy or covered in tomatoes, I'll probably like it. ;D Also, I have a horrible sweet tooth. Chocolate, cake, and cinnamon rolls are my favorites there!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) People that care about me <3

2) My smartphone. *clings to it*

3) Comfy pants or boxers. Nice stretchy elastic waist and comfy T-shirt-like stretchy material. If I'm home, there's a 99% chance I'm wearing this.

4) Video games. :D

5) A bathtub. Occasional bubble baths give me much-needed relaxation!

6) Enough me-time to be comfortable, enough socialization to stave off loneliness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random worries, typically. Other than that, dinosaurs, dragons, fantasy, blue, cupcakes and plotting how to sneak up and tickle my husband before he sees me coming.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same as every night, Pinky... trying to take over the world! Or... um. Probably watching a movie or playing a video game. ;D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
>.> I don't shave my legs, but do shave my chin and pits! I do it for comfort, not because of social pressure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You're not cisgender, and you know what that means

* You are cisgender, but open-minded.

* You like joking around, cuddling, watching shows, crafting, gaming, etc.

* You like making new friends with the potential for more!