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Absurdistheword

27 Nantucket, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A genuine, smart, funny, laid back and caring individual, who enjoys new experiences and meeting new people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I am working at a hotel, enjoying my first summer on the island of Nantucket. I enjoy playing pool, going to dive bars, sporting events, riding bikes, live music, the beach and meeting new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making Swedish meatballs and homemade lasagna.
Old school NES videogames.
Dance moves.
Trivia and useless knowledge.
Making people laugh.
Multitasking.
Sleeping in.
Pressing the snooze button.
Procrastinating.
Growing full and luscious beards and mustaches.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually its the beard, and then the eyes, and then the sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Game of Thrones, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit.

Favorite Movies: Dazed and Confused, Inglorious Basterds, History of Violence, Eastern Promises, Wet Hot American Summer, Remember the Titans, Man on Fire, The Dark Knight.

Favorite Shows: The Wire, Workaholics, Jeopardy, Duck Dynasty, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, Extras, King of Queens, Freaks and Geeks.

Favorite Music: Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Neil Young, Incubus, RHCP, Black Sabbath, Chromeo, Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg, Bruce Springsteen, Cream, Daft Punk, Eric Clapton, Foo Fighters, Rick James, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marvin Gaye, Michael Jackson, Pink Floyd, Phoenix, Prince, Rush, The Temptations, Tom Petty, Tool, Van Morrison, The Who, and many, many others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, friends, a sense of humor, critical thinking, a comfortable bed, and hot showers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existence, the future, life, experiences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working till 11 then headed to a number of establishments that serve beer, liquor and wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I snore and drool in my sleep.
You should message me if
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